My friend earlier: "So how's your day been going?"
Me: "Well..
🕑 Added 2021-01-29 20:53:01 +0000 UTC
My friend earlier: "So how's your day been going?"
Me: "Well. I got paid to kick a guy in the nuts for an hour and now I'm about to sit on a Birthday cake..."
Friend: ........
Friend: *laughs*
Friend: "Man...you have the weirdest life"
Side note, if anyone is into that...or even just curious to see it, I have an archive of videos of that nature (filmed with written consent). Also in case you didn't know, I've been providing this service for years. Price is $200 per hour, $150 for 1st appointment, and you get to choose my outfit and footwear.
