One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting on my porch, drinking ..
🕑 Added 2022-02-12 07:37:38 +0000 UTC
One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting on my porch, drinking a beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass."