I was standing behind the dungeon in the dark back ally wait..
🕑 Added 2020-06-28 06:56:02 +0000 UTC
I was standing behind the dungeon in the dark back ally waiting for my ride, dressed in huge boots, fishnets, a skirt and a super sheer low cut top and push-up bra... when the cops drove down the ally, no lights on...and stopped at me
Cops "What are you doing"
Me, dressed like a hoooker "waiting for someone to pick me up'
Cops "You live here?"
Me "No, it's a....place of business."
Cops "..."
Me "..."
Me, dripping with sarcasm "Have a good night boys"
Oh also I was holding a plate of cake..which might be why they finally moved on
I literally said verbatim "Waiting for someone to pick me up" while dressed like a total slut
