🍆 SPH SMALL DICK TAX 🍆
It's that time of the month where Go..
🕑 Added 2023-09-03 10:38:26 +0000 UTC
🍆 SPH SMALL DICK TAX 🍆
It's that time of the month where Goddess collects her monetary compensation for those tiny embarrassing dicklets that could never please my pussy.
Check the chart below and pay your taxes accordingly!
8" and >8" - $0 (real man)
7" - $15 (still not big enough)
6" - $20 (average, meh)
5" - $30 (tiny)
4" - $35 (pathetic dicklet)
3" - $40 (shrimp)
2" - $50 (clit)
1" - $60 (microclitty)
