So I thought I’d do an update on last night
This place isn’t..
🕑 Added 2022-03-03 22:04:37 +0000 UTC
So I thought I’d do an update on last night
This place isn’t just for my content but also for me to interact with my community!
So my fiancée came home from her mum’s place yesterday and I got home from college about the same time
She told me she’d had Mexican - her mother’s side is Mexican/Chinese
She told me her tummy wasn’t feeling too good after the food, so I tried rubbing her tummy to make her feel better
She ended up sat on my lap on my desk chair while I was looking into Uni accommodation
So I was rubbing her tummy and all of a sudden she rips this MONSTROUS fart on my lap
Like
MY sort of size fart
And she’s RARELY gassy at all out the back end, so I was like
What 😃
She grew up eating Mexican and Chinese so her stomach is used to it
There’s no reason why she would get so gassy
So I ask her if she used the pump she bought so she could engage with my fetish
And she said no
She’d just been holding in her gas all day to ‘see what happens’
So I was like ‘well that one was really fucking impressive’
And she replied with ‘Yeah it felt reeeeally good’
And I’m obviously like 🤤 but I know she’s in pain and doesn’t have the fetish so I just keep looking into Uni stuff
A few mins later - LITERALLY not even 5mins - she rips another huge one
And ofc I’m like ‘DAMN’ bc like I said
Nothing against her at all, I love her to bits
But her rear end gas is just weak 99% of the time
And she gets all giggly and stuff because she’s normal
She’s not like US
She doesn’t find it hot or anything, it’s just funny to her
And she keeps farting
And farting
And farting
Over
And over
And over
And I’m like
‘JESUS. If I could do this I’d be at 200 OF subs by now’
And it just keeps coming and coming like an infinite reserve of gas
And they’re ALL big ones, it was INCREDIBLE
And they’re all going right into my lap so I was feeling blessed af
Anyway, eventually she goes for dinner and she’s having meatloaf
Which makes her gassy anyway
She comes up after eating it and tells me she not only had meatloaf, but broccoli and stuff too
So it was bound to have even more effect on her
I’m thinking to myself - this is the best night fucking ever
But it gets even fucking better
She tells me to lie down on the bed with her because her tummy actually starts to really hurt now
So I lie down and spoon her, my leg around her waist
Rubbing her tummy
As she quite literally BLASTS rippers right into my crotch
Then she tells me she’s HORNY.
And that she wants
To have
FART SEX.
And that she wants to do things like in the porn I watch to see how I react
And that all I need to do is tell her what to do
So of course I’m like YEAH
And she says ‘I wanna try something. Stay lying down’
I lie there. She sits ON MY FACE.
SMOTHERS ME WITH HER ASS.
AND RIPS HUGE CONSECUTIVE FARTS.
I- GUYS-
So I’m there pushing her down onto my face
She tells me she wants me to eat her out while she farts on my face - ‘I mean- If you like that- idk what you like-‘
‘YES. YESYESYES.’
So she takes off her pants and I eat her out while she’s farting on me and using a vibe on me and I feel like I’m in heaven
She attaches the strapon onto me and sits on my strapon, riding me and farting every now and again
Honestly I was ascending-
Then she asks how she could be BETTER.
Of course I’m like ‘This is perfect’
But she is adamant that she wants to be like the porn stars I watch
So I tell her to like, maybe sigh and say how it feels coming out and maybe dirty talk a bit
But she doesn’t have to
SHE
DOES
She just RIPS and RIPS and RIPS and RIPS and RIPS and acts all shy and embarrassed and moans and sighs and whines and says how good it feels coming out and how my fucking her is unblocking her guts and how the Mexican is REALLY not agreeing with her and how hot the sex was
By the end of it I’m fucking her from behind while she farts on my crotch
STILL farting hard
And I’m not kidding you guys
When I say I came
I mean I SQUIRTED HENTAI STYLE AND NEARLY SCREAMED
It was a back arching, toe curling, eye scrunching, lip biting, sheet gripping NUT
and while I came she fucking let out a HUGE BRAP.
I’m feeling
B L E S S E D
