Story time!
So today I wanted to take some pictures for you..
🕑 Added 2022-09-30 00:34:14 +0000 UTC
Story time!
So today I wanted to take some pictures for you with my car, but I live in a pretty populated area. I finally picked out a spot after a lot of searching around for a couple days. It was about forty minutes from my house, but I figured it would be worth it because it’s really secluded and me being the shy anxious mess I am I need seclusion when trying to take photos of my butthole in the wild.
I packed up my shit, got all done up and hopped in the hatch. I get alllllll the way to my destination and low and behold, there is a state trooper parked in the middle of nowhere in the exact spot I had meticulously planned to take photos.
It gets better.
I drive past my trooper friend and he proceeds to turn around and follow me. I had to pull into some random persons driveway to get him to pass by. Five minutes later HE CAME BACK.
So knowing me I thought for sure “this guy knows I’m trying to take pictures of my bootyhole.” Which is highly unlikely of course, but it completely squashed my plan. I found a secluded road anyway to make some content for you! 💕
