Going to paint you all a beautiful picture of what happened ..
🕑 Added 2023-05-12 20:43:45 +0000 UTC
Going to paint you all a beautiful picture of what happened to me today 😂 I went to work in my usual fat girl slob doctor attire (leggings, maternity shirt)…. But it’s 85 degrees and the AC at my clinic sucks so I melted VERY fast before I realized I needed to go home and change into some shorts or something lighter.
I went home and dug out my shorts from last summer…which ofcourse don’t fit anymore but I had no other option. Literally tore my home apart trying to find ones that would atleast button. I managed to get a pair of 18’s buttoned under my belly but it was so uncomfortable.
I got back to work and made it about 2 hours before the button flew off and my gut surged forward - it was literally like out of a comic book. Thankfully I was wearing a long tunic top so not belly was seen but it was very obvious what occurred given that the button dropped on the floor. Nobody really said anything, but I got super red and just laughed it off saying “guess it’s time to retire these” lololol
I am SO PISSED that it happened while I was with a patient bc I would show you guys the video from my security cameras but unfortunately that would be vastly unethical and is a hard boundary for me…. But I sure as fuck will enjoy reliving the experience for the rest of my fat lil life hahahahha
