Thought I'd contribute a 'ha ha' for the morning, kind of br..
🕑 Added 2018-07-25 16:06:20 +0000 UTC
Thought I'd contribute a 'ha ha' for the morning, kind of break the monotony of straight spank material:
I was gifted with a super computer, by generous consideration of invested benefactors. This computer was contributed to my office to make my workload more palpable, increasing my productivity. The idea was that I was working 20 hours a day, absolutely no shit, and still not able to get everything done. See what you all don't see is the time that is put into conversions, upload streams, editing programs(efffffffff I hate those.). These things, individually, take a significant amount of time. Trying to get them done simultaneously was an Olympic act of Congress, like getting Trump haters and Hillary haters to sing ,"Kumbaya." It wasn't happening.
The introduction of this super computer as eliminated any wasted time and has increased my output by 300%, daily.
Last night, the brand new screen that both of my computers are plugged into, decided to tell me to go fuck myself, not shutting down the computers themselves, but, simply not letting me see what they were doing. The monitor was like an angry, premenstrual woman with no wine and no chocolate. "Fuck you, AJ." She said. Not that anything wrong was being done, but, just felt like bitching a fit.
Oh my goodness. Talk about frustration. My 19 year old just shipped off to boot camp yesterday, for the US Army. He was my in-house tech help. Don't get fuckin' weird. I didn't expose him or any of my family to any of the content of my business. They know, but, didn't have any discomfort with its absence from their view. Nonetheless, he was the one who knew everything about computers, software, monitors, programming. All that bullshit.
How the living frick was I supposed to know what computers have a higher resolution than then the monitor could handle? (Insert "I'm a dumbass" face here.) So, I drastically lowered the resolution on both computers and the gd-ed thing is still blinking like it's going to crap out on me. MF-er.
Without my tech help, I'm looking at buying another monitor, making it one for each computer. That's an expense my budget will not be happy acquiring.
Are there any computer geniuses on this site, available now, that can help me resolve this issue? I'd be eternally grateful. Seriously.
