I'm so glad I have a fart bitch when I get home from the gym..
🕑 Added 2021-11-05 23:04:12 +0000 UTC
I'm so glad I have a fart bitch when I get home from the gym! 😈 The only thing that could be better is if I could just bring you to the gym with me and use you during my workout 💦 How hilarious would that be?? I can't think of anything more humiliating than being called over to get down on your knees every time I feel a fart coming while I'm doing squats... But I'm sure you would love it 🍑💨 Let's be honest, that would probably be your favourite way to serve me, wouldn't it? Bury your face in my sweaty yoga pants and sniff, loser 🖕
