What? You said you wanted a "normal relaxing night in" - I t..
🕑 Added 2020-12-25 22:46:04 +0000 UTC
What? You said you wanted a "normal relaxing night in" - I think watching netflix in bed is about as normal and relaxing as evenings get 🤷♀️ Well in my defence, you never specifically said you didn't want to be tied up and have my farts blasted up your nose while I watched TV 🍑💨 So honestly this is entirely your own fault. Now shut the fuck up and suck up my gas while I watch netflix, loser 🖕
