I was peacefully enduring the purgatory of my latest night t..
🕑 Added 2020-06-29 05:00:37 +0000 UTC
I was peacefully enduring the purgatory of my latest night terror when an adorable malignant spirit descended upon me bearing gifts. He first offered me some corn to which i affirmed that although this is but a nightmare, i refuse to press my lips on such an atrocity. He sneered and appeared irate with my disapproval of the subpar greenery, then with a diabolical toothy grin from ear to ear he slowly began reaching into the depths of his musty trench coat. assuming he wasn't about to sell me some knock off perfume i promptly began summoning my gangster disciple hell cats to kick his ass when his hand emerged with a strange black device. he told me to connect it to my phone and vanished.
