Everyone wants to be my good boy, but nobody wants to send b..
🕑 Added 2025-07-12 13:41:22 +0000 UTC
Everyone wants to be my good boy, but nobody wants to send boring things like chairs. If you want to stand out from the crowd, send something that will please me to receive it more than it will please you to send it. You WILL get noticed and become a favorite pet quickly.*HUGE SIGH* I came back from the farmer's market and nobody sent the iPad mini from my wishlist or any other interesting, big, juicy, or exciting tributes. I guess I'll just go out for some iced coffee and a fresh muffin while I wait for you to get your act together. 🤷🏼♀️
