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Got a new bra! What do you think? It’s so comfy. Like two li..

Got a new bra! What do you think? It’s so comfy. Like two little angel hands holding up my tonka trucks.

Super disappointed as I figured out today, after a bunch of ..

Super disappointed as I figured out today, after a bunch of running around and trying to coordinate, that I won't be able to do the Austin trip to work with the Chive. :( Send pictures of your pets, memes, jokes, and uplifting stories. Or pictures of your girlfriend/wifes bewbs will also be accepted at this time (with their consent obviously)

I love my best friends.

You ever get a combination of excitement and anxiety that ma..

You ever get a combination of excitement and anxiety that makes you sweat through your shirt? Just me? Coolcoolcool

Okay so this took WAY longer to film/edit then I could have ..

Okay so this took WAY longer to film/edit then I could have even imagined. BUT anything to make you all happy. THANK YOU AGAIN FOR HELPING ME REACH 500 SUBSCRIBERS. And thank you for all the requests for this video. I had so much fun putting it all together for you. Xoxo 💋 Arcane Abbey P.S. tell me what you thought of this video down below. 👇 and if you think I should do more of these for my future milestone...

Presenting LAUNDRY DAY!!!! I DID IT!!! A BIGGER SET (of bee..

Presenting LAUNDRY DAY!!!! I DID IT!!! A BIGGER SET (of beeyewbees (....not that I got a bigger set, they are the same size....just ...its a lot of photos... without any pasties or something ironing out the pokey bits...there is also a smol edge of ayr-EE-oh-no...i dunno)) ANYWAYS here it is! (I am also editing a few videos from this set) and thank you all so goshdarn much for your uplifting replies, comments, and...

… someone said the most confusing thing to me today. It’s be..

… someone said the most confusing thing to me today. It’s been living in my head, rent free, all day. I don’t know whether to be offended, or flattered. So help me make sense of this. Apparently, “You are (I am) what I (he) imagine (s) Michael Scott would be, if he was somehow a hot chick” …… like I know it wasn’t meant as a compliment, or an insult. The statement had a very emotionless, general obse...

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! Dear friends, I officially hit 5..

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! Dear friends, I officially hit 500 subscribers on here! for the first time ever! exciting, I know. as a way to say thank you, and show you how much I love you all, I decided to do a thing. I am going to do a celebratory video, where I take your requests and MAKE IT HAPPEN in one big fluster cluck. I will also be baking a cake of sorts, or something adjacent to that idea, don't know yet...

God to the universe: okay, let’s make a sexy girl. Universe..

God to the universe: okay, let’s make a sexy girl. Universe: go on… God: but let’s give her “homeschooled energy” Universe: ………seriously? God: like… lots of homeschooled energy. Just to see what happens. Me: *intense eye contact* who wants to see how fast I can run?

Someone bring me hot chocolate and a straight jacket. I gott..

Someone bring me hot chocolate and a straight jacket. I gotta quit doing this lmao

Which should I shoot next?

A few of you told me you got sick over xmas! which made me V..

A few of you told me you got sick over xmas! which made me VUR sad. So here are a few photos from my pink nurse set! hope it makes you feel better. remember, I just wanna take care of you.

SORRY GUYS, HO MAI COD. *emerges from cave with brambles in ..

SORRY GUYS, HO MAI COD. *emerges from cave with brambles in my hair* So I went full out “LIVING MY BEST LIFE” over Christmas holidays. Instead of working every day like typico Abbey, I decided to chase whatever rainbows made my charms feel lucky. I kinda went off the grid there for a moment. BUT IM BAAAACK!! *cheek smooch* please forgive me (you will notice I didn’t spell it “plz” because I’m cereal(serio...

I know I said I wasn’t going to post or do anything today. …..

I know I said I wasn’t going to post or do anything today. ……BUT I LOVE YOU ALL SO I DIIIIIID. fight me. Anyways. Literally just took these. Still loafing around in my bed with my nuddypantalones on. MERRY CHRISTMAS Away laughing on a fast camel, Arcane Abbey

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! I call this set *whispering wit..

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! I call this set *whispering with a lisp* "she'th a model" After finishing editing this set at 3am I decided to take a break for the next two days. I hope you all have the most lovely of holidays and can't wait to see you all when I am back. TOODLE PIP! XOXO, Arcane Abbey P.S. if i could eat your face with xmas kisses, I would. P.S.S I didn't edit out any of my scar...

BITE THE PILLOW!! Fur Papa’s going in dry with this one. C..

BITE THE PILLOW!! Fur Papa’s going in dry with this one. Come’re and give Fur Papa a kiss *pushes back green moustache* mwah mwah mwah On a completely unrelated note, I can no longer show my face at the grocery store. Plz send food, and letters of encouragement. …..Fur Papa… 😏

Plz don’t leave me….. idkwilt

Attention all shoppers, There will be no mail Monday today, ..

Attention all shoppers, There will be no mail Monday today, as I didn't get any mail. Probably Canada Post sucking the big one, because it is Christmas, and they want TO BONE ME! Anyways love you all. See you when I get mail haha

singing I love it when you call me fur pa-pa. Thow your ha..

*singing* I love it when you call me fur pa-pa. Thow your hands in the air, if your a Who playa. *mic drop* *exit stage left*

You pretend to be Santa, I'll sit on your lap and tell you w..

You pretend to be Santa, I'll sit on your lap and tell you what I want.... What gift would you give me if Christmas was tonight?.... Oooops I hope I dont get milk all over my cookies... *pours milk down clevage* I'll pretend to be a present, and maybe get laid under a tree.... AIGHT I'm done. lmao Here's another small gift under your tree, unwrap with care. I mean, it's not fragile, but you don&...

Him: I only like intellectual girls. Me: restrict my airflow..

Him: I only like intellectual girls. Me: restrict my airflow, and projectile your ejaculate on my gargantuan breasts, father figure.

Just gonna leave this here…… 👀

GUYS!!! Here is a bonus winter set with my new lovely outfit..

GUYS!!! Here is a bonus winter set with my new lovely outfit! (THANK YOU SO MUCH) This is one of the sets we shot the other day. There are less photos in this set than usual because I am going for speed and quality over quantity. ALSO, I hope you appreciate the setting, because it was -26c with a bit of wind, during sunset.feckmesideways I was so cold, I'm pretty sure I got frost bite on my front bum (lady lips (...

Technical difficulties. Wish me luck? (Our lighting just dec..

Technical difficulties. Wish me luck? (Our lighting just decided to go on strike).

Sneak peak at first set.

So I typed a whole thing. Then I showed my mother to read it..

So I typed a whole thing. Then I showed my mother to read it. She hit the back button. Lost it all. And now I am re-uploading it. No! No. I am way happier about this than you. Stop. Really. ….. 😑 This is an entirely unedited, unfiltered, raw, embarrassing video. Of my mom, cale, me all making mail Monday happen. While trying to do the miraculous first of multiple shoots in one day. With makeup and costume cha...

This took me so long to edit. Why I prioritize my time like ..

This took me so long to edit. Why I prioritize my time like this? I don’t know. I will talk to my therapist about it. IN THE MEAN TIME! I hope you enjoy, and this makes you, not laugh out loud, but exhale out your nose hard. You get it. LOVE YOU! Merry Jesus’s 2021st birthday… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry, anyways. Happy holidays everyone.

Have you ever noticed this tattoo? Be honest.

About to pop into the shower. Think someone could wash my ba..

About to pop into the shower. Think someone could wash my back for me? It’s a struggle to reach on my own. #notflexible #yesiusemylittleponymouthwash #hatersgonnahate #potatoesgonnapotate #doyouguyslikeselfieslikethis #shouldiquit #istartedusinghashtagsnowicantstop #helpme