lazylardfeline posts
Damn, y'all are too smart. It was four plates. I really trie..
Damn, y'all are too smart. It was four plates.
Sad because my main Thanksgiving was canceled, but we're hav..
Sad because my main Thanksgiving was canceled,
Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate. May your plates b..
Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate. May
Hey, y'all. Working from a new location this week with the h..
Hey, y'all. Working from a new location this we
Smothering an air freshener isn't as fun as seeing what's sm..
Smothering an air freshener isn't as fun as see
After a day full of stuffing my face with 5 rolls of sushi, ..
After a day full of stuffing my face with 5 rol
Lazy gaming night after a nice, big meal. You don't mind if ..
Lazy gaming night after a nice, big meal. You don't mind if I finish off my soda, right?
What's a shower video without a post-shower shenanigan video..
What's a shower video without a post-shower shenanigan video?
Shower fun showing off how deeply buried things are down the..
Shower fun showing off how deeply buried things are down there...
It's here! I really only had an hour to pull this off before..
It's here! I really only had an hour to pull this off before I got busy again. I really wanted to eat a lot more, believe me. Let me be clear, not a crumb of this cake will go to waste (unless it's smothered against my gut). Just wanted to make sure I got this out this week. I also hope you can appreciate the use of hands... It would be nice if I didn't need to use any hands and had some help instead, tho...
So... Didn't have time for cake again, unfortunately. Next t..
So... Didn't have time for cake again, unfortunately. Next time I can deliver on it is Thursday. Hoping to get this recorded ASAP! I apologize and thank you all for your incredible patience.
Melted ice cream chug! I was going to do a gallon, but I fig..
Melted ice cream chug! I was going to do a gallon, but I figured the melting process would've been a nightmare. Total is 3 quarts, and I am maybe glad I did not do the gallon. I was filled to the brim, and I do not think I could hold another drop.Total calories was 3,060 for the 3 quarts. Total calories that day was nearly 6,000 from my other meals.
November is here which means new monthly weigh-in! Thanks fo..
November is here which means new monthly weigh-in! Thanks for joining me on this fun journey; it's been a little over a month and the support has been wild! The more support I seem to receive, the more my waistline grows too...
The planned cake stuffing for this week will be out sometime..
The planned cake stuffing for this week will be out sometime Tuesday or Wednesday. Ran into a hiccup and will have to record it later than expected!
A quick and light lunch with some belches afterward, but I h..
A quick and light lunch with some belches afterward, but I have to admit that I am still starving after that... I could easily double it. I'd even say triple.
A little more shower time is due, I'd say. I'm really runnin..
A little more shower time is due, I'd say. I'm really running out of space in here. Now imagine it with two people in here. You'd be pressed up against me and the wall, so I hope you can get comfortable being smothered.
I learned that my sink-filling gut can reach the faucet and ..
I learned that my sink-filling gut can reach the faucet and turn it on... This is exciting news.
Nothing like a little bit of grinding to start the day, righ..
Nothing like a little bit of grinding to start the day, right? I just love how my fatpad and gut swallow it up. You'd barely know something's down there...
A little bit of peekaboo...
A little bit of peekaboo...
Over three minutes of toweling off after a shower; it really..
Over three minutes of toweling off after a shower; it really takes a lot of time and effort to get every little spot dry including some tests of my flexibility...
Some more below the belt angles for you to enjoy!
Some more below the belt angles for you to enjoy!
I had not one but two of these shakes the other night for a ..
I had not one but two of these shakes the other night for a grand total of 2,000 calories guzzled down in one sitting. Shame it wasn't completely melted; I had to stop to loosen it up to keep going. Next time, I think I should add some mass powder to double the calories... Thoughts?
Hey, y'all! Happy Monday. I'm here to say that content will ..
Hey, y'all! Happy Monday. I'm here to say that content will go live tomorrow instead of today. I ran into an issue with my current cable that I use for data transfer from my phone to my PC, so I'm going out later today to buy a new one. If lucky, I may have some videos up tonight, too.Sorry for the inconvenience, huns. π₯ΊLee! π€
Measuring tape mayhem. Just some food for thought? 24 inch a..
Measuring tape mayhem. Just some food for thought? 24 inch arms. Chest? Gut? Well, I'm going to need a larger tape for that. 60 inches doesn't cut it even close.
Fresh out of the shower. Want to give me a hand or two?
Fresh out of the shower. Want to give me a hand or two?
Here's an extended version of a video recently uploaded to T..
Here's an extended version of a video recently uploaded to Twitter. Hope this satisfies your belly-on-counter and belly slam needs.
Some more bathroom shenanigans; it's a post that has somethi..
Some more bathroom shenanigans; it's a post that has something for everyone. Ass? Check. Fun views from beneath? Check. Giant gut? Check. Jiggling? Yup. Bouncy fupa/fatpad? You bet!
Trying my best to hold it in...
Trying my best to hold it in...
Post-stuffing tummy/navel play fun!
Post-stuffing tummy/navel play fun!
I love apple cider during the fall, and to prove it, how abo..
I love apple cider during the fall, and to prove it, how about I drink a whole pint in less than four minutes for you all? Maybe that'll show you how big of a glut slut I am.
