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Reminder: Rosemary's Baby with between chapter spanks tonigh..

Reminder: Rosemary's Baby with between chapter spanks tonight! 4pm pst. My rump is ready.

Rosemary's Spank Bank Thursday at 4pm pst! Spanking myself b..

Rosemary's Spank Bank Thursday at 4pm pst! Spanking myself between reading chapters of Rosemary Baby--HT gets to decide if we do book or paddle spanks lol

Cliterature Club Thursday at 4pm PST! I've got a hardback of..

Cliterature Club Thursday at 4pm PST! I've got a hardback of Rosemary's Baby so you KNOW I mean business.

I've had a couple of whirlwind weeks, but I'm baaaack!

Wow. These photos got auto-flagged for banned content when I..

Wow. These photos got auto-flagged for banned content when I tried to post them a minute ago, so I drew a dick over the issue in question lol. I SHALL PERSEVERE, BB!!! Moral of the story: if you have a problem, draw a dick on it ♥️

Wednesday plan: online by noon pst :) Also of note: current..

Wednesday plan: online by noon pst :) Also of note: current HT of October is avocado toast king Feanor at 1,001 tokens—he made me shout AVOCADO TOAST when I came in my last stream lmfaoooo. Inspired by yesterday, I unsuccessfully tried to acquire avocado toast today, so we’ll see if this is an ongoing tension in my life 🥑 🍞

Like this post if you wouldn't mind pussy being your last me..

Like this post if you wouldn't mind pussy being your last mealllll 🍴🔪💦

It's October, bb. I may actually do spooky things this month..

It's October, bb. I may actually do spooky things this month ☺️🔪

A loop of infinite ass fingering for your Monday morning ♾️

On cb around 5:15 pst :)

oily & spitty <3

Yesterday's stream (god bless that 100% horny meter!) inspir..

Yesterday's stream (god bless that 100% horny meter!) inspired me to tease you here today 🧊💦

Like this post if you'd be into some yoga streams on OF 🧘‍♀️..

Like this post if you'd be into some yoga streams on OF 🧘‍♀️ (Micro mat humps may or may not be involved!)

Swipe to make the panties disappear ➡️

DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? IT'S MOTHERFUCKIN HORNY HAIRCUT..

DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? IT'S MOTHERFUCKIN HORNY HAIRCUT STORYTIME TIME!!!! 💇‍♀️💦 Watch to see what happened when my male hair stylist asked me that fateful question: "what do you do?" lol

Last day before my fancy haircut by a male stylist… hang wit..

Last day before my fancy haircut by a male stylist… hang with me tonight (approx 5pm pst) to help plan lol AND, if you’re feeling generous, you could gift toward my haircut :) If the goal is met and something funny happens (like for example: me involuntarily moaning at the wash basin because my dumb brain interprets a dude massaging my scalp as horny!), I’ll make a nude storytime video and post it here lol ht...

The stairs: world's most sensible place to jerk it

Today is a good day for butt boys: frontbutt for the timeli..

Today is a good day for butt boys: frontbutt for the timeline and b-hole for the rebill 🎉

Alright! I just sent out a DM test to everyone with rebill ..

Alright! I just sent out a DM test to everyone with rebill on. If you received the test, you will be receiving butthole tomorrow 🍑🕳️💦 (Unless you contact me asap and warn me of your crippling bhole phobia ♥️)

My nips: always standing at attention, and in NEEEED of atte..

My nips: always standing at attention, and in NEEEED of attention

Wednesday is gonna be a lucky day for butthole lovers with r..

Wednesday is gonna be a lucky day for butthole lovers with rebill on 🍑🕳️

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THE END (get it?) of this week’s adventure in self-shooting ..

THE END (get it?) of this week’s adventure in self-shooting lol. I didn’t quite get the shots I wanted—all the variables (artificial lighting and lack of heeled yoga skills, namely) distracted me and I didn’t get that FUCKKKK feeling that I get when it’s good (I did get that feeling for some of the first week’s set, for example), however—I did still force myself to stick to daily posting. I figure it�...