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The way my farts sound when I'm sitting bare ass on this ben..

The way my farts sound when I'm sitting bare ass on this bench is just.... 🤢 Honestly after that one... you're going to have to lick the bench clean once you're done sniffing up the gas 🤮

The only reason you're even in here is to be my human fart f..

The only reason you're even in here is to be my human fart filter... so you'd better get your face buried in my ass and sniff up every last bit, you fucking loser 🖕

I honestly just love crushing your head between my thighs 😍 ..

I honestly just love crushing your head between my thighs 😍 Don't worry about having to breathe or anything silly like that... I'm going to give you plenty of air 😈🍑💨💨

Enjoying the view, loser? Well hurry up and spread your legs..

Enjoying the view, loser? Well hurry up and spread your legs, I feel like kicking you in the balls 😈

It's seriously so handy that slaves have multiple uses! 🍑💨💨 ..

It's seriously so handy that slaves have multiple uses! 🍑💨💨 Finish sniffing up my fart, then get back down as my footrest for the rest of the show, loser 🖕

Okay loser, you like farts, right? 🍑💨 Well guess what...pret..

Okay loser, you like farts, right? 🍑💨 Well guess what...pretty soon you'll NEED my farts. The gas that I blast into your face will be the only thing that you'll get turned on by, and you won't even be able to dream of an orgasm if you don't have your whole face buried up my luscious ass, desperately sucking out whatever "gifts" you might be lucky enough to receive 😈 Start sniffing, fa...

Hrmmmmm so like I really need to go to the bathroom.... but ..

Hrmmmmm so like I really need to go to the bathroom.... but I'm honestly wondering if I can be bothered getting out of bed when I have a slave with a perfectly good mouth right here... 😈

Today I decided to treat myself to a nice relaxed day of lou..

Today I decided to treat myself to a nice relaxed day of lounging around and snacking on some of my favourite snack foods - you know, like spicy beans, broccoli and super garlicy hummus 😈 Ummmm, no, I don't give a fuck that I haven't stopped farting all day, or that they literally smell like I took a shit in your nose hahahaha. Get your nose right up against my asshole and make sure I don't have to sme...

You have to earn the right to sniff my asshole, loser 🖕

What the fuck are you waiting for, loser? With how my stomac..

What the fuck are you waiting for, loser? With how my stomach has been feeling today, this is only the beginning of what you're going to be sniffing up for me tonight hahaha 😈

God how nasty and wet do these farts sound in my latex skirt..

God how nasty and wet do these farts sound in my latex skirt? 🤢🤮 I wonder if that's just because of all the sweat built up on my ass inside... or not 😈 Why don't you stick your head up my skirt, and lick it all up just to be safe?

Of course you don't HAVE to sniff up my farts... I could alw..

Of course you don't HAVE to sniff up my farts... I could always just keep kicking you in the balls instead 🤷‍♀️ Oh... well I mean... if you're sure 😈 Bury your face in nice and deep, they've honestly been so fucking disgusting tonight 🍑💨🤢🤮

Open up nice and wide, loser! 🍑💨💨 I want you properly worshi..

Open up nice and wide, loser! 🍑💨💨 I want you properly worshiping my ass in these sexy yoga pants... and that means sucking up every last bit of my gas 🖕

Come over here and stick your face in my ass... I need to fa..

Come over here and stick your face in my ass... I need to fart so badly and I look way too fucking sexy to have to smell any of it 🤢

After I was nice enough to prepare a special mask for you, y..

After I was nice enough to prepare a special mask for you, you'd fucking better be appreciative and wear it for the entire day 🖕 Deep breaths loser. Just think of all the time it spent between my ass cheeks while I was sweating at the gym 💦 It really does trap all the little droplets and keep all the nasty gas in doesn't it? 😈

I can't believe what a weak wimpy loser you are are. Serious..

I can't believe what a weak wimpy loser you are are. Seriously, how could you lose a wrestling match to your younger step-sister? Here, since I'm the winner, and you're the loser.... why don't you kiss my ass 🍑 Kiss it!! Hmmmm maybe I'll just fucking fart on your face then 🍑💨💨 Omg you're seriously so pathetic, being farted on by your little step-sister. Are you ready to kiss my ass...

Tbh I'm pretty in love with my ass... No wonder you losers l..

Tbh I'm pretty in love with my ass... No wonder you losers live to worship it 🍑

Ugh I hate the feeling of how gross and sweaty my yoga pants..

Ugh I hate the feeling of how gross and sweaty my yoga pants are after I get back from the gym 💦 God I like desperately need to fart too... Where did I leave my fart slave again? Oh... that's right... 😈 You honestly make a better fart filtering chair attachment than you do a person hahahah. So get sniffing bitch, not that you have any choice 🍑💨💨

You little ass addicts are just so, so easy to manipulate 🍑 ..

You little ass addicts are just so, so easy to manipulate 🍑 Come and take a big sniff of your reward then, loser. You have no idea what it's cost you, so you might as well enjoy it 😈

You want to play my game again? Alright bitch, but I'm going..

You want to play my game again? Alright bitch, but I'm going to play even harder this time 😈 Seriously, I'm not stopping if you pass out this time 🖕

This is seriously such a comfy way to watch TV 🍑💨 So... can ..

This is seriously such a comfy way to watch TV 🍑💨 So... can you tell by the smell of my farts what I had for dinner, loser? Don't worry, I'm going to be gassy all night, so you have plenty more chances to get it right 😈

Isn't this what you wanted, loser??? A nice big ass in your ..

Isn't this what you wanted, loser??? A nice big ass in your face? 🍑 Well quit complaining, bitch, this is your fantasy, right? It's not my fault I'm gassy, so just suck it all up when you're down there 🍑💨💨 Seriously, maybe I'll just smother you completely to make you more appreciative of the air I'm giving you 😈

My ass rules your entire world, and my farts are the most de..

My ass rules your entire world, and my farts are the most delicious thing you've ever tasted 🍑💨💨 You're nothing but a slave for me, and all you want out of life is to worship 😈

Just having fun with my evil twin... 🍑💨💨 Which would be you..

Just having fun with my evil twin... 🍑💨💨 Which would be your favourite way to suffer under our asses, loser? 😈

Don't you just WISH you were here to shove your face right u..

Don't you just WISH you were here to shove your face right up into this luscious ass? 🍑 Uggghhh these are seriously starting to fill up the entire fucking room 🤢 Sniff sniff, loser 🖕

Honestly.... it's no wonder the only thing a loser like you ..

Honestly.... it's no wonder the only thing a loser like you deserves from a goddess like me is my nastiest farts 🍑💨💨

If you actually think that me making you my tiny little fart..

If you actually think that me making you my tiny little fart slave is the worst thing you can imagine.... then you're not very imaginative 😈 Here, why don't I give you a preview of something that will be SO much worse hahaha 🚽 God can you hear how wet these are? I'm going to need to take a dump really soon I can tell... I guess that'll be the end of you. What a fitting way to go for a pathetic l...

This was the deal, loser. You said I could pick which game w..

This was the deal, loser. You said I could pick which game we play if you got to pick my outfit 🎲 I've held up my end of the deal, time for you to lie down on the bed and hold up yours. Ummmm "I smother you with my ass and literally only let you breathe my farts until I feel like stopping" totally fucking does count as a game. It's my favourite game 😈

I cannot believe you're late on rent AGAIN. God poor people ..

I cannot believe you're late on rent AGAIN. God poor people are seriously like so gross 🤢 Lucky for you I have some left over change from my shopping trip today 💸 I honestly wonder how much a broke loser like you would humiliate yourself for just like... my petty change hahahah. Actually... I really want to find out 😈