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I'd seriously like... gas myself out of the room when I play..

I'd seriously like... gas myself out of the room when I play games without a fart sniffer lmao 🤣 You should honestly just be glad that you can actually be useful to such a hot Goddess 😈

Time to lick up my foot sweat, bitch 👣💦 There's a tiny (or s..

Time to lick up my foot sweat, bitch 👣💦 There's a tiny (or should I say huge??) twist though... 🍆 Hahaha I love coming up with new fun and sadistic ways for you to serve me 😈 Apparently, scraping off my nasty workout foot sweat onto my strapon and making you clean it off with a good throat fucking is my new favourite way to make you appreciate my sweaty feet 🖕😂

Fucking remember this the next time you check out a sexy wom..

Fucking remember this the next time you check out a sexy womans ass at work, loser 🖕 Those fucking pantyhose you find so sexy? They really, REALLY soak up all the sweat and farts that I blast throughout the day 😂 So here, you wanted to check out my ass, right? What's the matter? Awww it's not hot when it's blasting nasty farts in your face? Too fucking bad 😈 I'm not even CLOSE to done with yo...

Ewww, another cockroach?? 🤢 Oh well, it's kinda fun to crunc..

Ewww, another cockroach?? 🤢 Oh well, it's kinda fun to crunch you under the sole of my dirty old Converse sneakers, which is a better way to go than a pathetic bug like you deserves 🤷🏻‍♀️ Bye loser, hope you enjoyed that last look at my perfect legs in fishnets 🖕

I don't like have anywhere in my kitchen to store a step-lad..

I don't like have anywhere in my kitchen to store a step-ladder... So just lie on the fucking ground and let me stand on you to reach shit, loser 🖕

You should be like, so grateful! You're going to get the FRE..

You should be like, so grateful! You're going to get the FRESHEST workout sweat possible 😂💦 It won't even dry as I come back from the gym, you're going to get to breathe in my ass sweat literally as I squat onto your face... and my foot sweat as I'm doing crunches 🤣😈 Awwwww oh come on, it can't be that bad... you love perving on hot girls working out, right? Well here, enjoy this close...

Well everyone voted and like... it looks like the shart cham..

Well everyone voted and like... it looks like the shart chamber is more people's worst nightmare! 😂 Now I know I promised that I wouldn't like use that against you and whatever, but also I guess I lied 😈 Sooooo too bad loser 🖕 God why do they always get so wet when I sit on this 🚽 Like I honestly don't even want to look at what's going on down there hahaha. I'm sitting here all night l...

Mmm, the perfect protein source for my stir fry 🍖 I think I'..

Mmm, the perfect protein source for my stir fry 🍖 I think I'll just let you tenderise in the steam for a few minutes before sinking my teeth in 🍜🤤 it's so funny watching you try to scramble up the smooth sides of the wok while it slowly heats up 🔥 Any last words, or only screams? 😈

These shoes are one of my oldest, nastiest pairs of Converse..

These shoes are one of my oldest, nastiest pairs of Converse 👣 Can you tell how long I've been wearing them, bitch?? 😂 Here, sniff the stink out of my shoes and lick the sweat off my bare feet 😈 don't you dare forget why I keep you around - to entertain and serve me whenever and however I feel like 🖕

Hmm I'm feeling suuuper lazy tonight, so I'm just gonna chil..

Hmm I'm feeling suuuper lazy tonight, so I'm just gonna chill at home and enjoy a relaxed night in with pizza 🍕 and garlic bread 🥖 Guess what that means for you, fart bitch?? Get your face under my ass now and start sniffing up my farts while I watch Netflix 😂 Ummm, I feel like you're not being very grateful for my gas 🍑💨 that I'm so thoughtfully flavouring for you... I picked my favour...

It's honestly like... so fucking easy to control you 😂 You w..

It's honestly like... so fucking easy to control you 😂 You want a demonstration? Here... Get on your knees and sniff up my fart, loser 🖕

...Guess what I've saved up for you to snack on!! 😈 It's tak..

...Guess what I've saved up for you to snack on!! 😈 It's taken like... WEEKS to prepare this delicious little meal for a foot bitch like you 👣 so you'd better fucking appreciate it, loser 🖕 Awww, are those toenail clippings too much for you?? Here, let me help you - maybe you can wash it all down if I spit in your mouth 💦🤢 Ahahaha

Ok loser, I've had it with you not properly appreciating my ..

Ok loser, I've had it with you not properly appreciating my gas 🍑💨 It's time for some serious like... reprogramming! Here's the deal... every time you thank me for farting my beautiful gas in your loser face, I'm going to give you a little bit of pleasure 🔥 but every time you struggle or gag on my farts, I'm going to hit you in the fucking balls 👏 I'm going to completely rewire you...

Sooooo not that I'd ever like use this information against y..

Sooooo not that I'd ever like use this information against you or anything... But suuuuper hypothetically... which one of these would be your worst fucking nightmare to be stuck in for hours? 😇😈

Time for another chance to entertain me, losers! 😂 This on..

Time for another chance to entertain me, losers! 😂 This one is going to be so much fun because there is like.... no explanation for why you have a picture of dirty feet on your phone lmao 🤣 Except of course... that you're a foot loser 😈 1. Download the image from here https://drive.google.com/file/d/17TCZhdaLtxPIDAua9syyL5hp1-rN-QKc/view?usp=sharing 2. Make it your phone screen 3. Send me a screens...

It's so cute how you just melt at my feet when I'm in these ..

It's so cute how you just melt at my feet when I'm in these fucking gorgeous latex leggings and heels 😍 Like honestly I can't even blame you, like... just look at me. Now open your fucking mouth while I spit in it, loser 😂 You could never deserve to be in the same room as a Goddess like me, so just accept me spitting all over your pathetic face, and rubbing it in with my heels, and like... learn to ...

It's so much fun crushing your head until you're like desper..

It's so much fun crushing your head until you're like desperate for air... and then ripping a fart straight into your face hahahaha 😂 Like which is worse? Having my strong thighs completely crush your head until it feels like it's about to pop? 🤯 Or having to suck in giant breaths of noxious gas to breathe? 🍑💨 Awwww you're not sure? Here, I'll do both plenty more times so try and compa...

Get your nose right up to the screen, loser 👃 I bet you'll p..

Get your nose right up to the screen, loser 👃 I bet you'll practically feel the hot blast of gas on your face when I let this one rip 😂🍑💨

God I have so much gas tonight... just like... stay nearby -..

God I have so much gas tonight... just like... stay nearby - I'm going to need A LOT of fart filtering, I can just tell 😂 Ahahaha does it like... taste different in different positions? 🍑💨 Are you sure? How about you stick out your tongue to get a better taste lmao 👅🍑 Ahahaha see! It is different when you have to swallow them in different positions, I knew it! Well now I'm going to have to try ...

Normal doormats like work fine... they just aren't any fun 😂..

Normal doormats like work fine... they just aren't any fun 😂 So tongue out loser, I'm home! And look at all the fresh dirt and grime I've brought you back from drinks! 🤢 Scrape it off with your teeth if you have to, I want these heels to be like... spotless by the time you're done 🖕

Honestly.... I only know I'm about to blast a fart like 15 s..

Honestly.... I only know I'm about to blast a fart like 15 seconds before it happens 😂 So when I call you'd fucking better have your face up my ass and be ready to start sniffing furiously ASAP, understand bitch? 🖕

Your face is actually being used to help make my toes beauti..

Your face is actually being used to help make my toes beautiful so you should be like... thankful, loser 🖕 Don't you want my toes to be a cute pink? That's what I fucking thought

Omg I totally forgot that I had leftovers in the fridge!! 🤤 ..

Omg I totally forgot that I had leftovers in the fridge!! 🤤 Hahaha I can't believe you're still moving in there 😂 Was it chilly spending the night in your tupperware container?? Hmm well maybe it will help numb the pain while I slice you up starting from your legs, working up your tiny body.. Although it's honestly way more fun to watch you writhe and scream 😈 What can I say, I've always like...

Hmm... I wonder how bad being trampled by me gets when I go ..

Hmm... I wonder how bad being trampled by me gets when I go from bare feet, to my nasty old Converse sneakers, to wedges, to stiletto boots? 👠 Well, there's only one way to find out... Get on the floor, foot bitch 👣 it's time to serve 😈 I'm about to have sooo much fun gauging how much worse it gets from one tier to the next, aren't you so glad you get to entertain me like this?? 😂🖕

Look, HUMAN FART FILTER 😂 Is it seriously that hard for you ..

Look, HUMAN FART FILTER 😂 Is it seriously that hard for you to do ONE thing while I relax and play games?? Your face belongs under my ass, loser - start sniffing while I crush you with my full weight!! 🖕

I mean really you should be spending every second of every d..

I mean really you should be spending every second of every day worshipping me anyway 👑 so this should come as like... second nature to you 😂

Ok so it deeeefinitely seems like you need more therapy... t..

Ok so it deeeefinitely seems like you need more therapy... that's ok! 😂 I can think of like... so many ways to make you realize how disgusting feet can be 🤢😈

Honestly having my farts filtered through these jeans is too..

Honestly having my farts filtered through these jeans is too good for an ass eating loser like you 🖕 Soooo like stick your tongue out, loser, I'm going to fuck it with my asshole hahaha 👅🍑 Omg can you taste all that ass sweat? How about this? 🍑💨💨 Ahahahaha omg how does it feel to have your tongue literally up my asshole when I blast a huge fart like that?!? 😂 Well like... since your tongue is...

God this is honestly your fault for being such a disgusting ..

God this is honestly your fault for being such a disgusting tiny perv 🖕 You could have just cleaned my shoes or something useful but no... you just HAD to perv on my ass in these hot pink yoga pants 🍑 Well get ready, loser - you're about to get a reeeeeally close-up look at them 😂😈