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Honestly sometimes it's just so much fun to fuck you up ๐คฃ I ..
Honestly sometimes it's just so much fun to fuck you up ๐คฃ I seriously want to see if I can break your ribs. If I can't stomp you through the floor I'm going to just have to try jumping as high as I can to really crush you under my ๐ ass ๐ Hahaha if you try and escape I promise this only gets worse for you, lie there and let me crush you into the ground loser ๐ Hahahaha this is so. much. fun! ๐...
How disgusting my feet taste isn't my problem loser, so I'm ..
How disgusting my feet taste isn't my problem loser, so I'm sick of hearing about it. Just lie down there and lick them clean like a good foot bitch ๐
It's actually like really rude the way he interrupts me when..
It's actually like really rude the way he interrupts me when I'm paying attention to a show ๐ Just lie there and sniff up my farts, honestly what's so difficult about that?
Honestly I don't know why hurting and humiliating someone is..
Honestly I don't know why hurting and humiliating someone is so much fun ๐ Oh well! Down on the floor little piggies, and beg for Goddess to destroy you ๐
Imagine being so pathetic that this was your entire life ๐คฃ
Imagine being so pathetic that this was your entire life ๐คฃ
Never mind! Fixed it ๐
Never mind! Fixed it ๐
Hrmmmm, there's something missing here...
Hrmmmm, there's something missing here...
Ahahahaha without the yoga mat there I actually think I'd ha..
Ahahahaha without the yoga mat there I actually think I'd have left a dent in the floor the shape of his head ๐คฃ
...They're SO much worse than I thought they would be ๐คฎ thes..
...They're SO much worse than I thought they would be ๐คฎ these panties are a legit biohazard ๐๐
I've started working out more regularly, so obviously you ha..
I've started working out more regularly, so obviously you have to inhale all the farts I hold in at the gym when I get home ๐๐จ I'm working on building up a nice ๐thicc๐booty๐ which means lots of squats, dead lifts, and other glute exercises that get me suuuper sweaty and gross through my yoga pants... So get to work bitch, my workout sweat isn't going to clean itself out of my yoga pants, a...
So like not in the normal way... But this slave really is us..
So like not in the normal way... But this slave really is useful sometimes! ๐
Being blasted by my farts is a fair price to pay for being t..
Being blasted by my farts is a fair price to pay for being this close to my perfect ass, isn't it? ๐๐
Remember the first time you saw a hot girl in yoga pants, pr..
Remember the first time you saw a hot girl in yoga pants, probably sweaty from the gym, on her phone, ignoring you? How the skin tight fabric clung to her plump ass ๐ and sculpted legs as she sauntered down the street? And then, that sudden strange urge to get on your knees behind her and bury your nose between those perfect cheeks, inhaling the smell of her post workout ass through that magical stretchy fabric.....
If he complains too much when I use him during yoga, he gets..
If he complains too much when I use him during yoga, he gets put on gaming fart duty too ๐ Sorry not sorry, bitch
How am I meant to focus on MY breathing, when I'm constantly..
How am I meant to focus on MY breathing, when I'm constantly being interrupted by him needing to breathe?!? God he really is so inconsiderate ๐
This was one of the weirdest sounding farts I've ever done ๐คฃ..
This was one of the weirdest sounding farts I've ever done ๐คฃ And yes, with the benefit of hindsight, it most definitely was wet ๐
God there is grime from all over the city on the bottoms of ..
God there is grime from all over the city on the bottoms of these ๐คข I wonder if he'll get sick this time ๐คฃ
This fart was too good to wait until I'm done editing the wh..
This fart was too good to wait until I'm done editing the whole video ๐ You're welcome ๐๐จ
Double barrelled farts are so much fun because he never know..
Double barrelled farts are so much fun because he never knows the second one is coming ๐คฃ
Whoops I think he has a pancake for a face now ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Whoops I think he has a pancake for a face now ๐ฅ๐คฃ
๐ BUTTSMASH ๐
๐ BUTTSMASH ๐
Ugh my stomach was gurgling all day. I think these are just ..
Ugh my stomach was gurgling all day. I think these are just going to leak out of me all night... ๐ฌ
You think I haven't noticed you staring at my ass in yoga pa..
You think I haven't noticed you staring at my ass in yoga pants all the time?? You're such a pervy roommate ๐คฎ Waking me up by stumbling in at like 3AM was the last straw... So here is my ass in yoga pants since you're so fucking obsessed ๐ Isn't this what you wanted?? Too bad for you I ate a huge, garlicky omelette this morning so you might as well get used to my nasty, spicy, eggy farts blastin...
I actually don't know how women without slaves do most thing..
I actually don't know how women without slaves do most things tbh ๐คทโโ๏ธ
I honestly thought my body would get used to it, but I actua..
I honestly thought my body would get used to it, but I actually feel like my farts during yoga are getting worse ๐คฃ
Do I seriously need to go through the positions with you aga..
Do I seriously need to go through the positions with you again? It's like you can't concentrate on the yoga properly... what on earth is the matter with you? We've even put you behind someone so you can watch her and copy. Just keep your eyes on her and follow what she does, ok?
NEW YOGA PANTS!! ๐คฉ Which ones are your favourite? Vote on wh..
NEW YOGA PANTS!! ๐คฉ Which ones are your favourite? Vote on which ones you want to see me rip farts in for my next video!! ๐๐จ
Stop everything and admire how perfect my ๐ ass ๐ looks
Stop everything and admire how perfect my ๐ ass ๐ looks
So I decided to start getting in shape and invested in a goo..
So I decided to start getting in shape and invested in a good flat bench for home workouts. It's such a versatile piece of equipment!! The only downside is that it can be super annoying when it struggles and complains ๐ good thing I figured out a way to shut it up so I can focus on my workout in peace ๐๐ Unfortunately for him, exercising also squeezes out any gas I have so a couple innocent little farts ...



