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We know you'd all love to be out celebrating New Years Eve t..

We know you'd all love to be out celebrating New Years Eve the old fashioned way but for everyone deciding to forgo the parties this year we hope that this makes staying in a little easier! This is an hour of pure, raw, silly as fuck shenanigans and joy. We roll around in multiple gallons of warm Xlube and attempt to have a pegging session in a close to zero friction environment. There's lots of body rubbin...

Getting ready for a photo shoot in just a bit. The transform..

Getting ready for a photo shoot in just a bit. The transformation is always fun to see. 😁🥦❤

Just wanted to give everyone that's waiting for a rating a q..

Just wanted to give everyone that's waiting for a rating a quick heads up! We're going to do our best to get to all of those tonight but they may have to wait until tomorrow. We've been working most of the day trying to un-fuck our space after the last few weeks of heavy production throughout pretty much the entire house. So thanks for your patience and for being awesome!

Wondering how you stack up? We would love to let you know! ..

Wondering how you stack up? We would love to let you know! We are offering ratings for cocks, vaginas, butt holes, face holes, WHOLE FACES, armpits, belly buttons, any body part you want really. We also are more than happy to rate your skills be it deep throat, fucking, and beyond. Picture ratings $5 - simple 1 out of 10 rating $10 - 1 out of 10 rate + comments Video (skills) ratings $10 - Deep throat, simple 1...

A teeny tiny taste of last night's celebration.

In case you were wondering, yes we will be posting the rest ..

In case you were wondering, yes we will be posting the rest of that older video unedited. However, since it's a long edit with an insane amount of blur cuts for two separate subjects it'll take some time and effort to go through and remove everything. We're recovering from the holidays and last night (it was a fun one, and yes we filmed it) and we still have a lot of new content to edit on top of a ton ...

It's our two year wedding anniversary today! It's crazy how ..

It's our two year wedding anniversary today! It's crazy how fast time flies but it makes sense since we basically got married and then went into quarantine for almost two years lol. But there's no one else on the planet that I'd rather be stuck in a house with than this beautiful, loving, silly fucker of a man. We had reservations for one of our favorite restaurants tonight but with the insane spike...

Merry Christmas my loves! Whether you celebrate it or not, h..

Merry Christmas my loves! Whether you celebrate it or not, here's a few gifts. 😘

Brodie: You should drop the rest of the creature set. Me: ...

Brodie: You should drop the rest of the creature set. Me: ...like...on the floor...or...? Brodie: ... Me: ...

On this, all hallows eve....wait....wrong holiday, shit! * s..

On this, all hallows eve....wait....wrong holiday, shit! * scuttles away *

😊😉

Happy Wednesday my duuuuudes! Love y'all!😊❤

Sup, babe.....like my package?

* sexy fish noises *

As most of you know by now, no actual p.egging was able to h..

As most of you know by now, no actual p.egging was able to happen for this set. This makes us sadder than you know... However, some B-roll shots did happen! I put together a special edit for all of the campaign donators but I wanted to share a part of that edit with y'all as well. We hope y'all have a wonderful weekend!

Round 2! Today was a difficult day, we had some hang ups tr..

Round 2! Today was a difficult day, we had some hang ups trying to get insurance nailed down. The extras promised today will be happening tomorrow, sorry for the extra delay everyone.

I sure as hell hope you can swim because they're coming for ..

I sure as hell hope you can swim because they're coming for ya!!! This set pushed us in so many ways but we're so so happy we made it happen. The editing work alone was a test of both my patience and Photoshop skills but we have finally been able to get these where we want them and we're pretty damn proud. We'll be trickling these out for a few days and everyone who donated to the campaign should b...

Anyone want a workout partner?

Not a pose, just in space after Aiden rode me for an hour re..

Not a pose, just in space after Aiden rode me for an hour resulting in 4-ish orgasms.

Aiden has this fun solo ritual that tends to involve multipl..

Aiden has this fun solo ritual that tends to involve multiple dildos, gay or sissy PMVs, and can literally last for around three hours. Unless he requests otherwise, I have full permission to pop in during one of these sessions at any point and rail the ever loving shit out of him. This was one of those times.. Fun was had.😈

We are a little backed up on messages at the moment but we h..

We are a little backed up on messages at the moment but we haven't forgotten about them! We'll start getting to those later today/tonight.

Yaaaay OF is working again! We have a bit of a backlog of co..

Yaaaay OF is working again! We have a bit of a backlog of content to edit for y'all, including the content that we shot for our friends. So we're going to be working on that for the next few days. In the meantime, here's another casual session for you guys! Are y'all enjoying these?

OF still isn't letting us upload video content and we have y..

OF still isn't letting us upload video content and we have yet to hear back from them about it. So until then here's some test shots Brodie took during Locktober. Please enjoy their drop-dead gorgeous face!

Hey beautiful people, we have a new casual p.egging video fo..

Hey beautiful people, we have a new casual p.egging video for ya but OF is having issues with media uploads at the moment. We will have it up as soon as we are able to upload.

😊 Happy Saturday! We're going to be pretty busy with @bande..

😊 Happy Saturday! We're going to be pretty busy with @banderwok over the next few days so for now have some cute tiny titties and enjoy the weekend! We'll try to post a few goodies here and there when we can. 😉

Sup my loves!!! Apologies in advance for the wall of text bu..

Sup my loves!!! Apologies in advance for the wall of text but the last few days have been...interesting to say the least 😅. Just as much went wrong as it did right and we learned A LOT. Our airbrushes crapped out on us halfway through the day on Sunday so Aiden had to go hunt down a new one before everything closed. It took a while to find one and get it set up so we made the decision to continue to the next day...

The alien you picked up hitch hiking outside of Roswell send..

The alien you picked up hitch hiking outside of Roswell sending you thirst traps of it wearing your clothes while you're at work. 👽🖖🛸😈

This is just ridiculous.

It's finally happening!!!! We're getting some foliage tomorr..

It's finally happening!!!! We're getting some foliage tomorrow and doing more lighting tests then we're shooting on Sunday. I cannot describe how amazing it feels to see all of our hard work come together like this. And we've had a lot of other creators show interest in using the set! In fact, @banderwok will be here next week to shoot!