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Feeling enormous 🦛

Yeah, I’m gonna need a seatbelt extender soon. It is gettin..

Yeah, I’m gonna need a seatbelt extender soon. It is getting TIGHT 🥵

I was feeling so INSANELY bloated & round last night I think..

I was feeling so INSANELY bloated & round last night I think it was all that rice 🍚 Even though I wanted to just lay down and rub my swollen overfilled gut, I still wanted to take a ton of pics to show you because i mean LOOK at the belly 😯 xtra l a r g e 😯

I felt like getting Thai food and donuts tonight…I’m feeling..

I felt like getting Thai food and donuts tonight…I’m feeling so round right now 🥴 need to lay down lol

Stuffed ham

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Please ignore the Nail Polish I rlly need a pedicure 😅 lol ..

Please ignore the Nail Polish I rlly need a pedicure 😅 lol *but* please do notice the number the scale is reading… I guess this is what happens when I snack all day long and then eat 8 pieces of fried chicken smothered in ranch, and a large pizza for dinner oh and a few of those m&m cookie ice cream sammiches for dessert of course heh ~388~

Yeah - I think I’m officially FAT…😜

Weighed myself today 😍 man, I’m really blowing up!

⏩ Continued from my previous post ⏭ 🍕 • 🍝 • 🍪 • 🥤 • 🍗 🐷..

⏩ Continued from my previous post ⏭ 🍕 • 🍝 • 🍪 • 🥤 • 🍗 🐷 • 🐮 • 🤰 • 💨 • 🐳

Buckle in cuz there’s quite a bit of content packed into thi..

Buckle in cuz there’s quite a bit of content packed into this post and the one going up right after this 🥳 the ham stuffed herself silly *again* 😮‍💨 I can’t help it, you guys - I feel like my belly is completely in charge of my decisions lately and all she wants me to do is DEVOUR everything in sight ~ Feeling like an absolutely gluttonous, out of control whale goddess 🐳 lol

I am such a fat gluttonous girl 😮‍💨 and it feels sexy as fuc..

I am such a fat gluttonous girl 😮‍💨 and it feels sexy as fuck

God… I’ve been gassy 💨 ( fart lovers rejoice 😉 ) lol ⛽️

This little red swimsuit definitely don’t fit like it used t..

This little red swimsuit definitely don’t fit like it used to 🥵 it’s sooo tight omg

Can’t get enough fast food lately 🤤

I did a thing hope you like it. I feel cute! ♥️

I did a *thing* hope you like it. I feel cute! ♥️

⚠️ Warning- I fart pretty fuckin’ loudly in this clip, so ya..

⚠️ Warning- I fart pretty fuckin’ loudly in this clip, so yaknow … beware 😏

🍔 it’s a good day to (over)eat! 🍟 enjoy these 2 clips of me ..

🍔 it’s a good day to (over)eat! 🍟 enjoy these 2 clips of me showing off my stuffed belly after devouring a big lunch from my fave local diner

Feeling kinda sexy 🙈

Hey ham-igos, get it.. like amigos but ham? 😜 Lol *badum ts..

Hey ham-igos, get it.. like amigos but ham? 😜 Lol *badum tss* anyway! I wanted to update anyone interested on what’s been going on with me lately. So, I found out that I have hypothyroidism and I just started taking meds for it. Im anticipating that this will improve my fatigue and give me a little more energy for basic things as well as reduce the amount of aches and pains I feel on a daily basis and therefo...

I really pigged out tonight thanks to a generous feeder. Dam..

I really pigged out tonight thanks to a generous feeder. Damn, it feels good to be a fatty~

Some pics from last nights fast food run 🏃‍♀️

☀️ Playing with my jiggly soft belly early in the morning be..

☀️ Playing with my jiggly soft belly early in the morning before filling her up with deliciousness 🍳 what would you feed me for breakfast if you were here today? 😋

Heavy lifting 😮‍💨 can someone give me a hand? 😉

Check out this super sexy morph omg 💦 ( I think you have to ..

Check out this super sexy morph omg 💦 ( I think you have to click play for it to start btw) it’s so good!

I changed my hair color just in time for Fall 🍂 I hope you l..

I changed my hair color just in time for Fall 🍂 I hope you like it ✨ now it’s time to fill this hungry belly omg I’ve been so ravenous lately 🤤 Could you tell? 😉

What tonights spread consisted of 🤤 as you can see- it did g..

What tonights spread consisted of 🤤 as you can see- it did great things for my belly! I was just so hungry all day no matter what I would eat, and I finally got myself to a nice little blissful foodcoma state after my feast, felt like such a fat cow 🐮