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Even Santa’s elves can’t make candy as sweet as you 🍬
Even Santa’s elves can’t make candy as sweet as you 🍬
I’d love to take you out for a sleigh ride sometime… ❄️
I’d love to take you out for a sleigh ride sometime… ❄️
Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’..
Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.
Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.
I’d like to sit on your North Pole tonight… 👀
I’d like to sit on your North Pole tonight… 👀
Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Chris..
If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays? 😂
Are you a lawyer? Because I think you might be looking for a..
Are you a lawyer? Because I think you might be looking for a Mrs. Clause. You know I love a nerdy pick-up line… 😂
Wanna Scrooge?
Wanna Scrooge?
Santa is the king of willpower. He only cums once a year! 🎅
Santa is the king of willpower. He only cums once a year! 🎅
What if we used one of my dildos as a snowman’s nose? (This ..
What if we used one of my dildos as a snowman’s nose? (This is where my mind wanders 😆)
Here are my merry boobs, ya filthy animals 💋
Here are my merry boobs, ya filthy animals 💋
all I want for Christmas is sexy kisses, naked hugs, and ins..
all I want for Christmas is sexy kisses, naked hugs, and insane orgasms… am I asking too much? 😅
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard 💋 💋 💋
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard 💋 💋 💋
I’m only a morning person on December 25 each year 🎄
I’m only a morning person on December 25 each year 🎄
Ok, picture this… a jack-in-the-box, but it’s me and my boob..
Ok, picture this… a jack-in-the-box, but it’s me and my boobs instead!
Do you want to build a snowman? But eat my pussy, first, ple..
Do you want to build a snowman? But eat my pussy, first, please.
Wouldn’t mind getting snowed in with you 💕
Wouldn’t mind getting snowed in with you 💕
I’m the reason Santa has to check his list twice hehe
I’m the reason Santa has to check his list twice hehe
Baby, it’s cold outside 🎵 (no really, it’s very cold 🥶)
Baby, it’s cold outside 🎵 (no really, it’s very cold 🥶)
it’s the most wonderful time of the year 🥂
it’s the most wonderful time of the year 🥂
I promise I’ve been a good girl 🤫
I promise I’ve been a good girl 🤫
Sooo ready for my hot cocoa date with myself this evening. ☕..
Sooo ready for my hot cocoa date with myself this evening. ☕️
some people are worth melting for, don’t you think? ☃️
some people are worth melting for, don’t you think? ☃️
If I jingle your bells will you give me a white Christmas?
If I jingle your bells will you give me a white Christmas?
What if I’m good at being naughty? Which of Santa’s lists wo..
What if I’m good at being naughty? Which of Santa’s lists would I go on?
Are you Santa? I sure would like to sit on your lap.
Are you Santa? I sure would like to sit on your lap.
It’s my birthday today :)
It’s my birthday today :)
My newest excuse for drinking more tea and hot cocoa is the ..
My newest excuse for drinking more tea and hot cocoa is the fact that it’s freezing 🥶 out!
I’m one in a million…. Just like all the other snowflakes 😆
I’m one in a million…. Just like all the other snowflakes 😆




























