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pls read: Well, I officially can no longer edit any videos ..

pls read: Well, I officially can no longer edit any videos on my laptop - it only successfully turns on 1 in every 3 attempts, and when it does, it turns itself off when I try and load any video or open any software to edit with 😢 People keep saying things like “i’ll buy you a new laptop!” But nobody ever actually does lol. At the current rate of “every price everywhere constantly increasing”, I prob...

realised I haven’t posted any photos in my glasses anywhere ..

realised I haven’t posted any photos in my glasses anywhere for like years, did you know I wore glasses? Should I wear my glasses in posts more often? (Also I really need some new ones ngl lol)

to try and make up for how inactive I’ve been this past week..

to try and make up for how inactive I’ve been this past week or so, I’m gonna be spending my Saturday evening chatting and sexting with some of you lovely horny lil pervs 😘 just message me to get started, I’ll be here all evening unless some Saturday night plans walk through my front door lol x

Sorry for the lack of squat videos this week - I strained my..

Sorry for the lack of squat videos this week - I strained my neck committing too hard to deepthroating a dick 😵‍💫 so I’ve been resting a lot so far this week. I thought you’d appreciate my cute pink outfit for going out tonight though 🥹 (tell me I’m cute pls)

bonus clip as promised 😇 POV: you’re being rewarded for spot..

bonus clip as promised 😇 POV: you’re being rewarded for spotting me while I did my squats 😘 I just *had* to make myself cum, I was way too horny to just go about my day straight away 🤭

Day 8 of my “squatting until I have a world class ass” video..

Day 8 of my “squatting until I have a world class ass” videos! I did 45 today 🥰 are you proud of me? - there may also be a cheeky bonus video coming at some point this afternoon (because I was so horny by the time I finished today’s set 👀) Remember to pls leave some words of encouragement, requests for what I wear next time, or general compliments in the comments please 🥺🥺🥺 (also tips, I love ti...

I was supposed to be doing some filming with someone today, ..

I was supposed to be doing some filming with someone today, but the huge booking I had for tonight (£1000) just cancelled and it’s put me in a huge funk and I simply don’t feel motivated or even sexy enough at all to do anything today :(( Normal service will resume tomorrow probably - I’ll also be getting back to your messages tomorrow as well Here’s a couple of pictures from last time I got cancelled on ...

So my camera remote broke, which means I have this weird vid..

So my camera remote broke, which means I have this weird video of me posing for different ‘photos’ in the set (I had to film and take screenshots because the remote’s broken n that lol), I thought you’d appreciate the weird goofiness nonetheless x

Day 7 of my “squatting until I have a world class ass” video..

Day 7 of my “squatting until I have a world class ass” videos! I did 40 today because I had like 9 days off 😭 (you need to bully me into doing them if it’s been a couple of days pls or I’ll lose motivation lol) I got a little distracted halfway through, took my panties off, and then got myself hard 🤭 but I’m sure you don’t mind that right? I seem to remember a few of you asking me to get hard durin...

gonna get back on my squat videos today, but first I need to..

gonna get back on my squat videos today, but first I need to tidy my room 🥲 So in the meantime, enjoy this photo x

I love black lingerie 🥰 do you?

sorry I’m not talking in these (this set was done while I wa..

sorry I’m not talking in these (this set was done while I was ill in January 😭)

is it just me or are my tits finally starting to grow? 🥹🥹🥹

(part 2) Can you tell I loved feeling his cock grow bigger a..

(part 2) Can you tell I loved feeling his cock grow bigger and bigger in my mouth? 🤭 I so hope he fucks me with it next time I see him, I was so desperate for a deep, hard, fuck by the time we finished filming 🥵 Enjoy 🥰xxx

I’m wayyyy too tired for squats today after last night’s dat..

I’m wayyyy too tired for squats today after last night’s date so I’m gonna write a little about the date because I’m sure some of you will enjoy it, so read on if you enjoy a bit of smut 😘 I hope this makes up for the lack of a video today lol, let me know what you think - I’ve not written anything properly for years. I arrived around 5:30, I was wearing this dress with red lingerie from photo 3 undern...

Just a quick little video message to let you know what I’m u..

Just a quick little video message to let you know what I’m up to today and to get myself more used to speaking to you 🥰 see you tomorrow 💕

Day 6 of my “squatting until I have a world class ass” video..

Day 6 of my “squatting until I have a world class ass” videos! I really need to get better at keeping count because I thought I’d done 35 but I actually did like 41 😂 I think the fact I managed over 40 without realising it means I’m getting better though 💪☺️ thank you for your support guys ❤️ (Also big thank you to Troy for buying me this skirt from my Amazon wishlist, I decided to wear it for...

(part 1) this is exactly how I thank daddy for taking me o..

(part 1) this is *exactly* how I thank daddy for taking me on a nice date - worshipping his cock 🤭🥰 I love watching - and feeling - a guy get harder as I go 🤭 Part 2 will be coming soon, there’s a lot more POV in part 2 including some of me on my knees like a good girl 🥰

Day 5 of my “squatting until I have a world class ass” video..

Day 5 of my “squatting until I have a world class ass” videos, 40 squats is feeling a lot less of a struggle now I’ve been at this for a few days/a week idk I can’t remember what day I actually started on lol What to wear next time? I’ve had a couple of messages saying I should do it in a skirt with no panties, and others saying to do it in some nice lingerie, what do you think? I think I’ll experiment ...

what should I wear for today’s squat video? And how many squ..

what should I wear for today’s squat video? And how many squats should I aim for?🤔

Day 4 of my “squatting until I have a world class ass” video..

Day 4 of my “squatting until I have a world class ass” videos, I managed to push myself to 40 today (despite saying 35 at the start of the video lol), and by popular request I did today’s set naked - except for the plug, which I thought you might enjoy ☺️

got told (by the mods) that I don’t “clearly present feminin..

got told (by the mods) that I don’t “clearly present femininely” enough for the r/FemBoys subreddit today, so I’m posting these two of me from my Valentine’s date with my partner to reassure myself that there is, in fact, no ambiguity about how “femininely” I present lol

Day 3 of my “squatting until I have a world class ass” video..

Day 3 of my “squatting until I have a world class ass” videos, had a day off yesterday and back at it today 💪 I managed 36 or 37 (depends if you count the first squat or not - it was a bit half arsed lol) I was aiming to do 35 or 40 so I’m saying mission accomplished. Also judging by my moans and grunts it’s a good thing I’m exercising at home instead of at a gym 🫣 As before, give me some words of en...

it’s later in the day than I planned, but here’s another cli..

it’s later in the day than I planned, but here’s another clip from the other day, two angles, hope you enjoy watching it as much as I enjoy sucking dick 🥰 next post from this set is gonna be 8 minutes long - I’m just posting this short one while that one exports bc my laptop is slow asf ✌️x

Day 2 of my “squatting until I have a world class ass” video..

Day 2 of my “squatting until I have a world class ass” videos! (Pls click to read the rest🫶) Thank you so much for the advice after yesterday’s, today I went slower and lower and DEFINITELY felt the burn I wasn’t feeling yesterday 🥵🥵 I also put the camera directly under me so you can imagine me squatting over your face 😘 (lol turns out I did 31 squats because I lost count at number 8 and thought...

Day 1 of my “squatting until I have a world class ass” video..

Day 1 of my “squatting until I have a world class ass” videos you all voted for, I did 30 squats today and my legs feel like jelly (to be fair I got railed to within an inch of my life last night so that’s partly to blame 🥵) words of encouragement in the comments please to make sure I keep at it 💪

Well the votes were unanimously in favour of squatting video..

Well the votes were unanimously in favour of squatting videos, first one is being uploaded later today, this is what I wore for it, do you like my panties?

Do I look good with a cock in my mouth?🥺👉👈 (there will be l..

Do I look good with a cock in my mouth?🥺👉👈 (there will be longer videos don’t worry - just editing it together because there’s the POV angle and also a wider angle)

you’ve been asking for it for a while, I had a lot of fun th..

you’ve been asking for it for a while, I had a lot of fun this week 🤭 so here’s some of my favourite screenshots for you to enjoy while I edit the clips (also I’m in awe at how good my eyeliner looks in the first one) (moment of silence for the 2 guys whose subscriptions expired this morning x)