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What do you call a book on Voyeurism? a Peeping Tome.
What do you call a book on Voyeurism? a Peeping Tome.
What do you call a stylish pineapple? Fash-PINE-ista!
What do you call a stylish pineapple? Fash-PINE-ista!
Which one is my ***favourite*** Genshin character? 🤔
Which one is my ***favourite*** Genshin character? 🤔
Did you hear about the oil spill relief workers who cleaned ..
Did you hear about the oil spill relief workers who cleaned 15 dolphins with a single box of borax? Turns out that, just like it says on the box, it’s a great multi-porpoise cleanser.
I need to stop hanging around with pessimistic horses. Neigh..
I need to stop hanging around with pessimistic horses. Neigh-sayers never add anything to the conversation.
Why is Toad invited to so many parties? Because he’s a fun..
Why is Toad invited to so many parties? Because he’s a fun-gi!
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What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog sho..
What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show? A cat-has-trophy!
Fiction always talks about the drama and mystery surrounding..
Fiction always talks about the drama and mystery surrounding a departed relative’s will. But most of the time, it’s a dead giveaway.
Why do university administrators love asparagus? It’s all ..
Why do university administrators love asparagus? It’s all stem.
My local Renaissance Festival is casting Knights tomorrow at..
My local Renaissance Festival is casting Knights tomorrow at 4pm. Be there or be Squire.
My friend David just had his ID stolen. We just call him Dav..
My friend David just had his ID stolen. We just call him Dav now.
What did the cow tell the butcher? Please stop, or else we'..
What did the cow tell the butcher? Please stop, or else we're gonna have some beef.
My very favorite dishes are all cooked with petroleum byprod..
My very favorite dishes are all cooked with petroleum byproducts. I guess you could say I have refined taste.
A human, an elf and a dwarf walk into a bar... The Hobbit l..
A human, an elf and a dwarf walk into a bar... The Hobbit laughs and walks under it.
Why did the bum sit on the clock? It wanted to be on “tush ..
Why did the bum sit on the clock? It wanted to be on “tush time”!
Did you hear about the woman who put snakes in her hair to c..
Did you hear about the woman who put snakes in her hair to cure migraines? Yeah, it’s oddly Medusinal.
How can you tell when a clock is hungry? It goes back four s..
How can you tell when a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.
Why don’t chemists like puns? All the best ones argon.
Why don’t chemists like puns? All the best ones argon.
I was sitting in a coffee shop, and “Bolero” came on. Around..
I was sitting in a coffee shop, and “Bolero” came on. Around 8 minutes later, everything started to un-Ravel.
What do you give the Pharaoh who has everything? A gift cart..
What do you give the Pharaoh who has everything? A gift cartouche.
They say that no two people see colour the exact same way, s..
They say that no two people see colour the exact same way, so really, colour is just a pigment of your imagination.
What do you call an Eevee evolution that specializes in mele..
What do you call an Eevee evolution that specializes in melee? Bludgeon
My friend fell into an upholstery machine. He’s fully recove..
My friend fell into an upholstery machine. He’s fully recovered now.
Did you hear about the Celiac Disease sufferer who went to a..
Did you hear about the Celiac Disease sufferer who went to a wheat processing plant? She was a real Gluten for punishment.
***Scroll across to pick your hot dawg stand*** *A most deli..
***Scroll across to pick your hot dawg stand*** *A most delicious time indeed* 🌭 each bun contains a super saucy gift 🌭 $10 per sausage delight
Did you hear about the antiques collector who found an old C..
Did you hear about the antiques collector who found an old Coca-Cola lamp? She was soda lighted.
Did you hear about the exorcist who offers a payment plan? A..
Did you hear about the exorcist who offers a payment plan? Apparently if people fall behind on payments, they’ll get repossessed!
**Useless Fact of the Day:** ***Your fingernails grow faste..
**Useless Fact of the Day:** ***Your fingernails grow faster on your dominant hand.***
Did you hear that somebody spiked the punch at a roof design..
Did you hear that somebody spiked the punch at a roof designer convention? The next day, everybody had a terrible overhang.
