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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three, the right, the ..
How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three, the right, the left, and the final front ear.
What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador Retriever..
What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador Retriever.
What language do bridges speak? Span-ish.
What language do bridges speak? Span-ish.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Did you hear that the Devil is going bald? Yeah, there’s gon..
Did you hear that the Devil is going bald? Yeah, there’s gonna be hell toupee.
If a Wizard uses magic to hold up a camera and take a pictur..
If a Wizard uses magic to hold up a camera and take a picture of himself, is that a Spellfie?
Did you hear about the sale on paddles? It was quite the oar..
Did you hear about the sale on paddles? It was quite the oar-deal.
Why do defense lawyers go out for Mexican food when they’re ..
Why do defense lawyers go out for Mexican food when they’re feeling down? To get some case-ideas!
How do trees feel in the Spring? Releaved.
How do trees feel in the Spring? Releaved.
I was was going to tell a joke about a dead parrot, but it w..
I was was going to tell a joke about a dead parrot, but it was way too Macawbre.
Becoming vegetarian was a huge missed steak.
Becoming vegetarian was a huge missed steak.
Did I drop my phone taking these? Yes. Did I smash the back ..
Did I drop my phone taking these? Yes. Did I smash the back camera doing so? Also yes.
Why do people love switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus..
Why do people love switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus. Unlike Canada’s, which I could take or leaf.
Tip this post for some LUCKY BUNDLES! 💖💖💖💖
Tip this post for some LUCKY BUNDLES! 💖💖💖💖
What do you call a broken can opener? A can’t opener.
What do you call a broken can opener? A can’t opener.
Be kind to dentists. They have fillings too, you know.
Be kind to dentists. They have fillings too, you know.
I dropped my toothpaste, I’m crestfallen.
I dropped my toothpaste, I’m crestfallen.
I CAN REPLY AGAIN
I CAN REPLY AGAIN
Splish splash I was taking a bath
Splish splash I was taking a bath
I am unable to reply to messages at present. Keeps saying Tr..
I am unable to reply to messages at present. Keeps saying Try Again Later 🥹
Water we gonna do today?
Water we gonna do today?
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***TAKE A SPIN*** Take naughty Bowser for a spin and I'll c..
***TAKE A SPIN*** Take naughty Bowser for a spin and I'll clean those pipes faster than Mario ever could 😉
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases? They’re rea..
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases? They’re really making headlines.
