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Why did the console blush? It saw the player’s joystick!

Physics? What physics?

I lost this entire outfit and am very sad I cannot recreate ..

I lost this entire outfit and am very sad I cannot recreate it 😞

EVERY TICKET WINS 🍑 $10 per ticket 🍆 or all 3 for $2..

***EVERY TICKET WINS*** 🍑 $10 per ticket 🍆 or all 3 for $25 💦 each has a brand new bundle of content for you to enjoy inc pics & videos! Which will you get?

Pardon me... But do you have any Grey Poupon? 🤔

What did the gamer do when she was hungry during a long sess..

What did the gamer do when she was hungry during a long session? She went for a byte.

Mind handing me my oil? I can't reach it.

Come ear often?

How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervo..

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

🎡 The wheel is calling – is today your lucky day? 🎡 💟1 spin..

🎡 The wheel is calling – is today your lucky day? 🎡 💟1 spin for $10 💟2 spins for $15 💟3 spins for $25

Sweet dreams are made of tea...

I’m just a Kreacher of habit

Why shouldn't you visit an expensive wig shop? It's too hi..

Why shouldn't you visit an expensive wig shop? It's too high a price 'toupee.'

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unic..

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

Trying to get online at my friends house One neighbour’s Wi..

Trying to get online at my friends house One neighbour’s Wi-Fi really stood out: “You Kids Get Off My LAN!”

What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of..

What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain? I guess we'll just have to make dew.

Working on a new character, what do you think?🤔

I aksed my friend how he got hit on the head with a book and..

I aksed my friend how he got hit on the head with a book and he said he only had his shelf to blame

Why is 88 better than 69? 🤔 Because you get ate twice 😈

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Any..

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pea soup!

What do you call a cold dog? 🤔 A Chilli dog 😋

If butchers are gross, then people who sell you fruits and v..

If butchers are gross, then people who sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer.

What was a football coach yelling at the vending machine? 🤔 ..

What was a football coach yelling at the vending machine? 🤔 "GIMME MY QUARTER BACK!!!!"

If a wild pig kills you, does that mean you were boared to..

If a wild pig kills you, does that mean you were *boared* to death? 🤔

Roll my Dice, Win a Prize 🎲 are the dice gods smiling..

***Roll my Dice, Win a Prize*** 🎲 are the dice gods smiling upon you, or will you *crit fail?* 🎲 max 3 rolls (you can mix dice) 👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻**Scroll across for loot pool**

A Spanish magician has a grand magical show and at the end h..

A Spanish magician has a grand magical show and at the end he says he will disappear after counting to three. He starts to count, "Uno, dos..." Kazaa! He vanished without a tres! 😳 🤯