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I’m reading a book about mazes, it’s quite an intricate nove..
I’m reading a book about mazes, it’s quite an intricate novel.
My new job at the bakery is a piece of cake.
My new job at the bakery is a piece of cake.
Feeling cheeky 😜
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I’m thinking of writing a book about poltergeists, it will b..
I’m thinking of writing a book about poltergeists, it will be very haunting.
I was struggling to find a good chemistry joke, but then aga..
I was struggling to find a good chemistry joke, but then again, all the good ones Argon.
Did you hear about the bakery that burned down? Their busine..
Did you hear about the bakery that burned down? Their business is toast.
The chef had a beef with the meat supplier because they alwa..
The chef had a beef with the meat supplier because they always gave him the cold shoulder.
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The lumberjack loved his job because it was always tree-mend..
The lumberjack loved his job because it was always tree-mendous.
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I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then..
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
The magician got so mad, he pulled his hare out.
The magician got so mad, he pulled his hare out.
The math book was sad because it had too many problems.
The math book was sad because it had too many problems.
I had a dream that I was a muffler, but I woke up exhausted.
I had a dream that I was a muffler, but I woke up exhausted.
I was going to tell a joke about construction, but I’m still..
I was going to tell a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
I’m not a fan of wind turbines, they really blow me away.
I’m not a fan of wind turbines, they really blow me away.
I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstand..
I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.
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My friend thinks he’s so smart, he said onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut in his face.
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I used to play tennis, but I never seemed to score... I gues..
I used to play tennis, but I never seemed to score... I guess my racquet lacked balls.
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