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Pencils could be made with erasers at each end, but what wou..
Pencils could be made with erasers at each end, but what would be the point?
Purrrrfect, you're here!
Purrrrfect, you're here!
Don't feel blue!
Don't feel blue!
Peachy keen 🌸
Peachy keen 🌸
What did the nose say to the finger? Quit picking on me.
What did the nose say to the finger? Quit picking on me.
Why are basketball players such messy eaters? Because they’r..
Why are basketball players such messy eaters? Because they’re always dribbling.
Why don't you interrupt someone working on a puzzle? You'll ..
Why don't you interrupt someone working on a puzzle? You'll hear some crosswords.
Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached
Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached
I used to wonder why frisbees looked bigger the closer they ..
I used to wonder why frisbees looked bigger the closer they got. Then it hit me.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back? A stick.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back? A stick.
I heard a funny joke about a boomerang earlier. I'm sure it'..
I heard a funny joke about a boomerang earlier. I'm sure it'll come back to me.
How much room should you give fungi to grow? As mushroom as ..
How much room should you give fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible.
Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed.
Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed.
Did you hear about the antiques collector who found an old C..
Did you hear about the antiques collector who found an old Coca Cola lamp? She was soda lighted.
What did the mayonnaise say when somebody opened the refrige..
What did the mayonnaise say when somebody opened the refrigerator? Hey, close the door, I'm dressing!
What type of candy is never on time? Choco-late.
What type of candy is never on time? Choco-late.
What did the clock do when he was hungry? He went back four ..
What did the clock do when he was hungry? He went back four seconds.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? Ruff!
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? Ruff!
A cheese sandwich walks into a bar. The waiter says, "we don..
A cheese sandwich walks into a bar. The waiter says, "we don't serve food here."
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
Why are all dogs bad storytellers? Because they only have on..
Why are all dogs bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail
What was the goal of the detective duck? To quack the case o..
What was the goal of the detective duck? To quack the case of course.
What has fangs and webbed feet? Count Duckula.
What has fangs and webbed feet? Count Duckula.
"Doctor, doctor, help! I think I'm shrinking!" "Take this a..
"Doctor, doctor, help! I think I'm shrinking!" "Take this and you’ll be back to normal in a few weeks. Until then, you’ll just have to be a little patient."
Thanks for explaining the word many to me, it means a lot.
Thanks for explaining the word many to me, it means a lot.
Let's play together
Let's play together
What did Mars say to Saturn? "Give me a ring sometime."
What did Mars say to Saturn? "Give me a ring sometime."
Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moo-vies.
Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moo-vies.
I have a speed bump phobia, but I'm slowly getting over it.
I have a speed bump phobia, but I'm slowly getting over it.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
