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What do you call cheese which isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
What do you call cheese which isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
What do you get when you cross a pie with undies? A pie-thon..
What do you get when you cross a pie with undies? A pie-thong!
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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam.
How did the picture end up in prison? It was framed.
How did the picture end up in prison? It was framed.
I used to be a tap dancer, until I fell in the sink.
I used to be a tap dancer, until I fell in the sink.
What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey.
What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey.
What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe.
What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe.
Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.
Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.
What kind of songs do the planets sing? Nep-tunes.
What kind of songs do the planets sing? Nep-tunes.
"Doctor, there’s a patient on line one that says he’s invisi..
"Doctor, there’s a patient on line one that says he’s invisible." "Well, tell him I can’t see him right now."
I wanted to take a picture of the fog this morning but I mis..
I wanted to take a picture of the fog this morning but I mist my chance. I guess I could dew it tomorrow.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? "Where is pop c..
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? "Where is pop corn?"
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I asked a tortilla "Do you want to taco 'bout it?" And the t..
I asked a tortilla "Do you want to taco 'bout it?" And the tortilla said to me, "NAH, It's nacho problem
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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? "Do you hav..
What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? "Do you have any water? I'm a little horse."
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I saw an ad that said "television for sale, $1, volume stuck..
I saw an ad that said "television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full" and I thought to myself, I can't turn that down.
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on t..
A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He wrapped his cape around himself and began to count. "Uno… Dos…" and then POOF, he disappeared without a Tres.
I told my friend I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti..
I told my friend I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I rode straight pasta.
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I had a crazy dream last night. I dreamt I was swimming in a..
I had a crazy dream last night. I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of orange soda. Turns out it was just a fanta-sea.
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot? A ..
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot? A walkie talkie.
What do you get if you cross a snake with a pie? A pie-thon.
What do you get if you cross a snake with a pie? A pie-thon.
Where do milkshakes come from? Nervous cows.
Where do milkshakes come from? Nervous cows.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? "Between us, so..
What did the left eye say to the right eye? "Between us, something smells."
