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Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because its mother was in a..

Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because its mother was in a jam.

Looking for that earring i lost

Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ce..

Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn..

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.

What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.

What's a crafty dancer's favourite hobby? Cutting a rug.

Why did Waldo go to therapy? Because he needed to find himse..

Why did Waldo go to therapy? Because he needed to find himself.

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

What does "Rockin' Robin" do when she's bored? Tweet.

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle..

What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle? They rose.

Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.

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You’re American when you go into a bathroom and when you come out, but what are you while you’re in the bathroom? European.

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Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sad..

Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.

How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.

Why was the color green notoriously single? It was always so..

Why was the color green notoriously single? It was always so jaded.

What’s the name of a very polite, European body of water? Me..

What’s the name of a very polite, European body of water? Merci.

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Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.

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