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The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar⦠It wa..
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar⦠It was tense.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make up everyt..
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make up everything!
Want to hear something terrible? Paper. See? I told you ..
Want to hear something terrible? Paper. See? I told you it was tear-able.
I'm only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't kn..
I'm only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.
Shout out to the people who ask what the opposite of "in" is
Shout out to the people who ask what the opposite of "in" is
Did you hear about the auto body shop that just opened? It c..
Did you hear about the auto body shop that just opened? It comes highly wreck-a-mended.
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped workin..
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn't make any cents!
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a ..
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population? ..
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.
I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
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Don't interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chance..
Don't interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you'll hear some crosswords.
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If you were words on a page, you'd be the fine print.
If you were words on a page, you'd be the fine print.
I'm not a genie, but I can grant you some pun-derful wishes!..
I'm not a genie, but I can grant you some pun-derful wishes! ππ§ββοΈ https://onlyfans.com/599877786/emmahircine
Was your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!
Was your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!
Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair!
If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair!
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Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!
Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!
Jingle all the way with a Christmas spin today! πππ
Jingle all the way with a Christmas spin today! πππ
I'm rubber, you're glue
I'm rubber, you're glue
You must be made of cheese. Because you're looking Gouda ton..
You must be made of cheese. Because you're looking Gouda tonight!
Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow? Because it was C..
Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow? Because it was Chewy.
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
If you were a chicken, you'd be absolutely impeccable.
If you were a chicken, you'd be absolutely impeccable.
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do you have somewhere comfortable for me to sit? π¦π»
do you have somewhere comfortable for me to sit? π¦π»
If you were a phaser onΒ Star Trek, you'd be set to stun!
If you were a phaser onΒ Star Trek, you'd be set to stun!
Why is Darth Vaderβs helmet so phallic? Because when they hi..
Why is Darth Vaderβs helmet so phallic? Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.
