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I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA
I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Becaus..
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
Some may call you junk. Me? I call you treasure.
Some may call you junk. Me? I call you treasure.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Aipom's pretty good with his hands, and so am I.
Aipom's pretty good with his hands, and so am I.
Are you a member of the Thieves Guild, because you stole my ..
Are you a member of the Thieves Guild, because you stole my heart.
What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas.
What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas.
I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I..
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked ba..
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.
I slayed a dragon once. Now watch me slay your virginity.
I slayed a dragon once. Now watch me slay your virginity.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering du..
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.
Baby, you must be a soul gem, because you have harvested my ..
Baby, you must be a soul gem, because you have harvested my soul.
Could you be the one to brighten up my day?🖤
Could you be the one to brighten up my day?🖤
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still work..
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke..
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.
Why don't you and me go back to my gym and have a naked batt..
Why don't you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to pu..
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
I haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to hand..
I haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to handle a staff.
I'll shoot my bloodcursed arrow where the sun DON'T shine.
I'll shoot my bloodcursed arrow where the sun DON'T shine.
What has more letters than the alphabet? "The post office!"
What has more letters than the alphabet? "The post office!"
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi..
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Want to Link your cable onto me?
Want to Link your cable onto me?
*Explore my Haunted House* 🏠 👻 Choose from 3 rooms (North,..
*Explore my Haunted House* 🏠 👻 Choose from 3 rooms (North, East and West) 👻 Each room will give you a satisfying and thrilling experience!
Once you go Khajiit you'd prefer to stay off you feet.
Once you go Khajiit you'd prefer to stay off you feet.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
