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What does a sprinter eat before a race? "Nothing, they fast!..

What does a sprinter eat before a race? "Nothing, they fast!"

What kind of car does an egg drive? "A yolkswagen."

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to ge..

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.

It's a good thing that I'm a pokemon trainer and can handle ..

It's a good thing that I'm a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!

What does a lemon say when it answers the phone? "Yellow!"

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be..

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

Dad, can you put my shoes on? "No, I don't think they'll fit..

Dad, can you put my shoes on? "No, I don't think they'll fit me."

Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept thr..

Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.

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What did one hat say to the other? "Stay here! I'm going on ..

What did one hat say to the other? "Stay here! I'm going on ahead."

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tire..

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

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Gonna make my d&d character Rethiel into an evil dark urge c..

Gonna make my d&d character Rethiel into an evil dark urge char for another BG3 playthrough

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They say you're like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me, the harder you get?

I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card acci..

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

The name's cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right..

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.

Dad, did you get a haircut? "No, I got them all cut!"

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