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Dogs can't operate MRI machines. But catscan.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines. But catscan.
share them with me. Your thoughts. Your ambitions. The princ..
share them with me. Your thoughts. Your ambitions. The principles you would follow.
Your body is my shrine, I am going to hit all of them.
Your body is my shrine, I am going to hit all of them.
I got the Runes, You got the Stones. Let's do it on the Smit..
I got the Runes, You got the Stones. Let's do it on the Smithing Table.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent..
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Boy, are you a nobody? ‘Cause I’ve got a heart for you.
Boy, are you a nobody? ‘Cause I’ve got a heart for you.
You must have your phaser set to stunning.
You must have your phaser set to stunning.
My Pokédex appears to be broken, can I closely examine you m..
My Pokédex appears to be broken, can I closely examine you myself?
This ice cream isn't the only thing I'll be eating tonight.
This ice cream isn't the only thing I'll be eating tonight.
Have you taken the test yet? Let's find out if we are a matc..
Have you taken the test yet? Let's find out if we are a match. You'll get a surprise bundle upon taking this test 💖💖
Babe, visit my Sites of Grace and I shall give you some Spir..
Babe, visit my Sites of Grace and I shall give you some Spirit Steeds.
What math do Norse gods use? Frigganometry. 🤓 https://onl..
What math do Norse gods use? Frigganometry. 🤓 https://onlyfans.com/600054947/emmahircine
Your beauty shocked me, you must be an electro.
Your beauty shocked me, you must be an electro.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa.
Are you electro? Because you are so stunning.
Are you electro? Because you are so stunning.
What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie? Sofishticated.
What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie? Sofishticated.
Baby, did you just cast graviga? Because you are out of this..
Baby, did you just cast graviga? Because you are out of this world!
With my superior IQ and your majestic body, we could yield a..
With my superior IQ and your majestic body, we could yield a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the world.
SPIN to win a fabulous goodies 🤪 1 spin for $10 2 for $15 ..
SPIN to win a fabulous goodies 🤪 1 spin for $10 2 for $15 Take home your messy prizes 🖤
Where do pirates buy hooks? The second hand store.
Where do pirates buy hooks? The second hand store.
I lava you! Do you lava me?
I lava you! Do you lava me?
How many COD points does it take to unlock you?
How many COD points does it take to unlock you?
Is that an arrow in your knee, or are you just happy to see ..
Is that an arrow in your knee, or are you just happy to see me?
You must be anemo because your beauty blows me away
You must be anemo because your beauty blows me away
You must be a hydro because your beauty drowns me.
You must be a hydro because your beauty drowns me.
I'll never want to re-roll you in my life.
I'll never want to re-roll you in my life.
Boy, you made my wish come true when I rolled you.
Boy, you made my wish come true when I rolled you.
The waiter asked if I wanted a box for my leftovers, but I t..
The waiter asked if I wanted a box for my leftovers, but I told him I’m not into fighting.
I wont forget you as easily as Sora forgets Kairi for Riku.
I wont forget you as easily as Sora forgets Kairi for Riku.
I hope you like things hot. I’m a Py-Romancer.
I hope you like things hot. I’m a Py-Romancer.
