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If the early bird catches the worm, I'll sleep in until ther..
If the early bird catches the worm, I'll sleep in until there are pancakes.
I think I need a paralyze heal because you are stunning.
I think I need a paralyze heal because you are stunning.
How do you row a canoe filled with puppies? Bring out the do..
How do you row a canoe filled with puppies? Bring out the doggy paddle.
Good thing we are not electrodes because tonight, we might c..
Good thing we are not electrodes because tonight, we might cause an explosion
I’ll smuggle you in my spaceship any day.
I’ll smuggle you in my spaceship any day.
Let’s make like a super rod and hookup
Let’s make like a super rod and hookup
How does a bee brush its hair? It uses a honeycomb.
How does a bee brush its hair? It uses a honeycomb.
If I were a Pidgeotto, I would gust your pants right off
If I were a Pidgeotto, I would gust your pants right off
Are you still using Internet Explorer? Hmm, you must like it..
Are you still using Internet Explorer? Hmm, you must like it nice and slow.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a c..
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
If I ever freeze, don’t think that it’s because of a compute..
If I ever freeze, don’t think that it’s because of a computer virus. It’s probably because I was stunned by your beauty.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay? A deviled egg.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay? A deviled egg.
If you had a “like” button beside you, I would definitely cl..
If you had a “like” button beside you, I would definitely click without delay.
What do I have to do to get you to show me your secret base.
What do I have to do to get you to show me your secret base.
Hey boy, you put the cool in Tentacool.
Hey boy, you put the cool in Tentacool.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
Feeling luck today? LETS SPIN! 1 spin for $15 or 2 spins fo..
Feeling luck today? LETS SPIN! 1 spin for $15 or 2 spins for $25.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
How about you drop that towel so I can take a pikachu.
How about you drop that towel so I can take a pikachu.
You and I add up better than the Riemann sum.
You and I add up better than the Riemann sum.
Don't make me use Water Gun all over you!
Don't make me use Water Gun all over you!
Why couldn't the couple respond right away when looking at w..
Why couldn't the couple respond right away when looking at wedding venues? They were engaged.
What part of the museum makes everyone sneeze? The sta-tues.
What part of the museum makes everyone sneeze? The sta-tues.
What was Sherlock Holmes' favorite protein source? Mystery m..
What was Sherlock Holmes' favorite protein source? Mystery meat.
What did one furniture maker say to another during a tense d..
What did one furniture maker say to another during a tense discussion? "Let's table this."
Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?
Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?
You've got the curves, I've got the angles.
You've got the curves, I've got the angles.
I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktan..
I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank.
Don't worry about me keeping up with you babe. I have extra ..
Don't worry about me keeping up with you babe. I have extra Stamina potions.
