emmahircine posts
When we're done, you'll be calling me to the Tenth Divide.
When we're done, you'll be calling me to the Tenth Divide.
Are you using hacks? Cause as soon as you joined this lobby ..
Are you using hacks? Cause as soon as you joined this lobby I got a hardened perk.
I use Full Metal Jacket for deeper penetration.
I use Full Metal Jacket for deeper penetration.
Is your name Axel? Cause you are very hot.
Is your name Axel? Cause you are very hot.
If my pickpocket skills were higher I will steal your heart.
If my pickpocket skills were higher I will steal your heart.
I wont forget you as easily as Sora forgets Kairi for Riku.
I wont forget you as easily as Sora forgets Kairi for Riku.
CHOOSE A NUMBER 1, 2 OR 3?
CHOOSE A NUMBER 1, 2 OR 3?
Are you high test score? Because I just want to take you hom..
Are you high test score? Because I just want to take you home and show you to my parents.
You just made me shoot a MOAB in my pants.
You just made me shoot a MOAB in my pants.
My Bulbasaur knows TICKLE.
My Bulbasaur knows TICKLE.
You gave me hardened pro in just 6 seconds.
You gave me hardened pro in just 6 seconds.
Go fiddling with any cocks around here, and we're going to h..
Go fiddling with any cocks around here, and we're going to have a real BIG party.
Are you my Somebody? Because I'd like to become one with you..
Are you my Somebody? Because I'd like to become one with you.
I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA.
I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA.
I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That’s why I had to us..
I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That’s why I had to use a simile.
What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle..
What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle? They rose.
Want to experience a gamma ray burst?
Want to experience a gamma ray burst?
I may be looking like a nord, but I’m a red guard in my pant..
I may be looking like a nord, but I’m a red guard in my pants and a khajiit in the bed.
How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together
How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together
I'd catch a grenade for you... it's ok, I've got FlakJacket ..
I'd catch a grenade for you... it's ok, I've got FlakJacket pro!
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
Wanna eat some mushrooms and terrorise Italian plumbers toge..
Wanna eat some mushrooms and terrorise Italian plumbers together?
What's your favorite Pokemon move? Mine is LICK.
What's your favorite Pokemon move? Mine is LICK.
I'd love to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets..
I'd love to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets..
Baby, did you just cast graviga? Because you are out of this..
Baby, did you just cast graviga? Because you are out of this world!
You're such a good catch, I think i'll use my only MASTER BA..
You're such a good catch, I think i'll use my only MASTER BALL on you.
What’s the name of a very polite, European body of water? Me..
What’s the name of a very polite, European body of water? Merci.
Are you a care package? Because you must've fallen from heav..
Are you a care package? Because you must've fallen from heaven.
Are you a dementor? Because you take my breath away.
Are you a dementor? Because you take my breath away.
I got the Runes, You got the Stones. Let's do it on the Smit..
I got the Runes, You got the Stones. Let's do it on the Smithing Table.





























