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Hey boy, are you Elden ring? Because you are real!
Hey boy, are you Elden ring? Because you are real!
My Bewitching Branch will pierce & charm you tonight.
My Bewitching Branch will pierce & charm you tonight.
🐍LETS PLAY🪜 Every roll is guaranteed a naughty prize 😜
🐍LETS PLAY🪜 Every roll is guaranteed a naughty prize 😜
I hear you are good in two-handed? You will need it tonight.
I hear you are good in two-handed? You will need it tonight.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mout..
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
Are you my homework? Because I’d have to do you hard on my t..
Are you my homework? Because I’d have to do you hard on my table the whole night.
You’re so hot, I bet you’re the one causing global warming.
You’re so hot, I bet you’re the one causing global warming.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
Talk nerdy to me.
Talk nerdy to me.
What is your favoriate stance in bed?
What is your favoriate stance in bed?
Damn, are you my foolish ambitions? Because I want to put th..
Damn, are you my foolish ambitions? Because I want to put them to rest!
You put the "BONE" in Cubone.
You put the "BONE" in Cubone.
Are you a hidden wall? Because I want to hit on you to acces..
Are you a hidden wall? Because I want to hit on you to access new areas of life.
Want to Link your cable onto me?
Want to Link your cable onto me?
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Do you know sorcery? Because I am in love with your incantat..
Do you know sorcery? Because I am in love with your incantations.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.
Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.
I would get down on one knee but.. well you know the story.
I would get down on one knee but.. well you know the story.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kineti..
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
I had a date last night and it was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll h..
I had a date last night and it was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a fig.
Are you the ground? Because I may not survive the fall into ..
Are you the ground? Because I may not survive the fall into you.
I know your not a pokestop but I�d still spin you around and..
I know your not a pokestop but I�d still spin you around and tap that.
Are you a member of the Thieves Guild, because you stole my ..
Are you a member of the Thieves Guild, because you stole my heart.
Why did the bedding hide their relationship? They just wante..
Why did the bedding hide their relationship? They just wanted something pillow-key!
You are my density!
You are my density!
When does a joke become a “dad joke?” When it becomes appare..
When does a joke become a “dad joke?” When it becomes apparent.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are th..
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
