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I hate my job — all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pr..
I hate my job — all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
What did one wall say to the other? I'll see you at the corn..
What did one wall say to the other? I'll see you at the corner.
Did you hear that laughing too loudly is illegal in Hawaii? ..
Did you hear that laughing too loudly is illegal in Hawaii? They only permit a-low-ha.
Are you Itto? Cuz I oni have eyes for you!
Are you Itto? Cuz I oni have eyes for you!
I may be looking like a nord, but I’m a red guard in my pant..
I may be looking like a nord, but I’m a red guard in my pants and a Khajiit in the bed.
I just found out I’m colourblind. The news came out of the o..
I just found out I’m colourblind. The news came out of the orange!
Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
Do you think you’re better one-handed or two-handed?
Do you think you’re better one-handed or two-handed?
So can I get the day off or...
So can I get the day off or...
We should have lots of fun
We should have lots of fun
I'm in my bed, you're in yours. One of us is obviously in th..
I'm in my bed, you're in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.
🍾LETS PLAY🍾 1 spin for $10 or 3 spins for $25 Every spin..
🍾LETS PLAY🍾 1 spin for $10 or 3 spins for $25 Every spin of the bottle is guaranteed a naughty prize 😜
I'm a lip biter
I'm a lip biter
If you compare yourself to Pokemon, it’s a squirtle. Because..
If you compare yourself to Pokemon, it’s a squirtle. Because it gets me wet!
There is telepathy between our underwear.
There is telepathy between our underwear.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be..
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember. Would you like..
Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember. Would you like to share the memory
Do you know sorcery? Because I am in love with your incantat..
Do you know sorcery? Because I am in love with your incantations.
Boy, you make me feel like a hydro slime ’cause I’m wet all ..
Boy, you make me feel like a hydro slime ’cause I’m wet all the time.
How does dry skin affect you at work? You don’t have any elb..
How does dry skin affect you at work? You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it.
Want to experience a gamma-ray burst?
Want to experience a gamma-ray burst?
Aye boy, if I were a Nidoking, you’d be my Nidoqueen.
Aye boy, if I were a Nidoking, you’d be my Nidoqueen.
I use Kazuha for crowd control, so why can’t I control my fe..
I use Kazuha for crowd control, so why can’t I control my feelings for you?
I just want you to be happy. And naked."
I just want you to be happy. And naked."
I'm your new sleep paralysis demon 😈
I'm your new sleep paralysis demon 😈
So how many times do I need to do you to get your Remenbranc..
So how many times do I need to do you to get your Remenbrance Weapon?
I swear to you, I won't stop until your legs are shaking and..
I swear to you, I won't stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbours know my name.
**NAMED CUSTOMS** ***80% OFF*** 🖤 in honour of my new Inter..
**NAMED CUSTOMS** ***80% OFF*** 🖤 in honour of my new Internet being speedy I'm offering 5 customs 🖤 10 minute video with your name throughout & whilst I cum Once these spaces are gone, they're gone 😊💦
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the boat doc.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the boat doc.
Wine me, dine me, sixty-nine me.
Wine me, dine me, sixty-nine me.
