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🐍***LETS PLAY***🪜 🎲 1 roll for $10 🎲 10 rolls for $75 *E..
🐍***LETS PLAY***🪜 🎲 1 roll for $10 🎲 10 rolls for $75 *Every roll of the dice is guaranteed a sssssuper sexxy prize* 😜
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I c..
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.
I don’t need the Thu’um to bend your will.
I don’t need the Thu’um to bend your will.
I used to be a Nobody until you gave me back my heart.
I used to be a Nobody until you gave me back my heart.
Babe, I will never finish with you because I will always do ..
Babe, I will never finish with you because I will always do New Game+ with you.
If you play your Pokémon cards right, I can make your Bulbas..
If you play your Pokémon cards right, I can make your Bulbasaur tonight.
I think you might be a heartless because you just stole my h..
I think you might be a heartless because you just stole my heart.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
Seek your charm and Rise, Tarnished 🗡
Seek your charm and Rise, Tarnished 🗡
I know your name isn't Xion, because I could never forget yo..
I know your name isn't Xion, because I could never forget you.
My Exeggcute is very weak. Battle to gain experience.
My Exeggcute is very weak. Battle to gain experience.
I can unlock your Wonderland.
I can unlock your Wonderland.
Is that a metronome in your pocket, or are you just happy to..
Is that a metronome in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Hey baby, did you come port royal? because you got some grea..
Hey baby, did you come port royal? because you got some great booty.
What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office!
What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office!
Boy, are you a nobody? ‘Cause I’ve got a heart for you.
Boy, are you a nobody? ‘Cause I’ve got a heart for you.
You are such a great catch, I think I’m going to use my only..
You are such a great catch, I think I’m going to use my only Master ball on you.
Did you cast Stopga? Because my heart skipped a beat when I ..
Did you cast Stopga? Because my heart skipped a beat when I saw you.
Are you a differentiable function? Because I’d like to be th..
Are you a differentiable function? Because I’d like to be the tangent to your curves!
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
C'mere, big boy. When we're together, time slows down.
C'mere, big boy. When we're together, time slows down.
If my pickpocket experience were greater, I’d steal your hea..
If my pickpocket experience were greater, I’d steal your heart.
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry,..
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making h..
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.
Don't leaf me all alone ☘️
Don't leaf me all alone ☘️
Baby, did you just cast graviga? Because you are out of this..
Baby, did you just cast graviga? Because you are out of this world!
How about you and I form a binary system.
How about you and I form a binary system.
Hey boy, with the jiggypuffs, let me take a pikachu
Hey boy, with the jiggypuffs, let me take a pikachu
