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I swear to you, I won't stop until your legs are shaking and..
I swear to you, I won't stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name.
What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato? A dicta..
What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato? A dictator.
Did you cast Stopga? Because my heart skipped a beat when I ..
Did you cast Stopga? Because my heart skipped a beat when I saw you.
You're rmore beautiful than a Beautifly. Now show me that we..
You're rmore beautiful than a Beautifly. Now show me that weedle.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to ..
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
C'mere, big boy. When we're together, time slows down.
C'mere, big boy. When we're together, time slows down.
Making you horny and making you smile are my two favorite th..
Making you horny and making you smile are my two favorite things.
What did one butt cheek say to the other? "Together, we can ..
What did one butt cheek say to the other? "Together, we can stop this crap."
As soon as you walk in the room, I got my LOS with you babe...
As soon as you walk in the room, I got my LOS with you babe. 🥵
How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?
How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody kn..
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows. 😈
Baby, did you just cast graviga? Because you are out of this..
Baby, did you just cast graviga? Because you are out of this world!
Let's make out, have sex, cuddle and have a deep talk. Then ..
Let's make out, have sex, cuddle and have a deep talk. Then let's have sex again, go out to eat, then go back home, watch a movie and have sex again.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more ..
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Are you a weapon? Because I got my X to pick you up.
Are you a weapon? Because I got my X to pick you up.
Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.
Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.
***AHOY THERE MATEY*** 💣 Drop a bomb on a numbered grid squ..
***AHOY THERE MATEY*** 💣 Drop a bomb on a numbered grid square ($10) for a booty-licious prize 💣 Bomb the special **booby trap** and get a 3 minute custom worth $150! *one bomb per pirate, choose wisely me hearty*
What do you call the lesbian version of a cock block? A beav..
What do you call the lesbian version of a cock block? A beaver dam.
Are you a weapon? Because I got my X to pick you up.
Are you a weapon? Because I got my X to pick you up.
It’s not that I’m horny all the time. It’s just that you’re ..
It’s not that I’m horny all the time. It’s just that you’re always sexy.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Baby, did you just cast aeroga? Because you swept me off my ..
Baby, did you just cast aeroga? Because you swept me off my feet.
Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG?
Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG?
What did the leper say to the sex worker? "Keep the tip”.
What did the leper say to the sex worker? "Keep the tip”.
Are you a newb in bed? I can train you to be pro.
Are you a newb in bed? I can train you to be pro.
My tongue can do a better job of teasing you than my words c..
My tongue can do a better job of teasing you than my words can.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
Wanna brighten up my day? I'll send something in return 😘
Wanna brighten up my day? I'll send something in return 😘
Baby not even Namine could erase my memouries of you!
Baby not even Namine could erase my memouries of you!
If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!
If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!
