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Do you like sales? Because clothing is 100% off at my place
Do you like sales? Because clothing is 100% off at my place
What's the difference between 'Oooh!' and 'Aaah!'? About thr..
What's the difference between 'Oooh!' and 'Aaah!'? About three inches
Google is a woman because it doesnโt let you finish a senten..
Google is a woman because it doesnโt let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.
I saw a dildo for sale described as โnine inches long and re..
I saw a dildo for sale described as โnine inches long and realistic.โ I thought: Which is it?
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What are the three shortest words in the English language? "..
What are the three shortest words in the English language? "Is it in?"
What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet? Gum..
What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet? Gum.
What comes after 69? Mouthwash.
What comes after 69? Mouthwash.
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There is only 4 inches distance between 2 holes. Always sele..
There is only 4 inches distance between 2 holes. Always select the right one.
I watched a really sad porn film the other day - it was a re..
I watched a really sad porn film the other day - it was a real tear-jerker
My sensual desires have been getting out of controlโฆ But it ..
My sensual desires have been getting out of controlโฆ But it wasnโt until I spanked a statue that I knew Iโd hit rock bottom
What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's..
What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's fingers.
Why does a mermaid wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B..
Why does a mermaid wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B-shells
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is ..
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who..
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Why do walruses love a Tupperware party? They're always on t..
Why do walruses love a Tupperware party? They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as ru..
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park..
I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.
I went to buy some camo pants but couldnโt find any.
I went to buy some camo pants but couldnโt find any.
#### My friend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I h..
#### My friend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I'll let you pick the Netflix show ๐
I'll let you pick the Netflix show ๐
Would you gently stroke my face? Or would you just hit me in..
Would you gently stroke my face? Or would you just hit me in the face with your dick and laugh about it?
Where did the Sith go to get their robes? The shopping maul
Where did the Sith go to get their robes? The shopping maul
What do you call an important English snake? Sir Pent
What do you call an important English snake? Sir Pent
Just getting a few lunges in for the day
Just getting a few lunges in for the day
Edible? Not like in a carnivorous way tho
Edible? Not like in a carnivorous way tho
I cry in the bath in a face mask and call it self care โจ
I cry in the bath in a face mask and call it self care โจ
You taste like you're bad for me
You taste like you're bad for me
