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Worry less, you know how to release the tension.
Worry less, you know how to release the tension.
Life hack: if you sleep till noon you only have to pay for t..
Life hack: if you sleep till noon you only have to pay for two meals instead of three. 🤓
I have a new game but I need your joystick to play. 😛
I have a new game but I need your joystick to play. 😛
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them. 😅
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them. 😅
Life gave you lemons? Throw them away, you only need me. 😛
Life gave you lemons? Throw them away, you only need me. 😛
What does the moon put on her toast? Space jam.
What does the moon put on her toast? Space jam.
Am I your leader already?
Am I your leader already?
“Morning wood”? What’s that? 😳
“Morning wood”? What’s that? 😳
It’s clearly your mind seeing things, I’m not posting my but..
It’s clearly your mind seeing things, I’m not posting my butt
I smile. You smile
I smile. You smile
Dreams don’t have expiration dates. Keep dreaming of me!
Dreams don’t have expiration dates. Keep dreaming of me!
You can have the sauce! 🥴
You can have the sauce! 🥴
When nothing goes right, go left instead.
When nothing goes right, go left instead.
Financial advice: don't put all your cash into an origami bu..
Financial advice: don't put all your cash into an origami business. It'll fold.
My friend’s bakery burned down. Now his business is toast.
My friend’s bakery burned down. Now his business is toast.
You know how I like to be treated, don't you?
You know how I like to be treated, don't you?
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to pu..
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
bow-tiful
bow-tiful
Bad kitty 😺
Bad kitty 😺
If you're doing the best you can then that's amazing, and if..
If you're doing the best you can then that's amazing, and if you're just surviving then that's also amazing
Home is where the good snacks are
Home is where the good snacks are
What do you call a dinosaur with a strap on? Pegosaurus Rex
What do you call a dinosaur with a strap on? Pegosaurus Rex
Answered the door in my bath robe today... Funny place for a..
Answered the door in my bath robe today... Funny place for a door.
POV, you're the spider in the corner of my room watching me ..
POV, you're the spider in the corner of my room watching me make content 😆
Toes. That's the post
Toes. That's the post
What my phone charger sees when I'm hunting for it
What my phone charger sees when I'm hunting for it
You checking meowt?
You checking meowt?
Hey look, it's my birthday suit 😆 see you in 5 minutes for t..
Hey look, it's my birthday suit 😆 see you in 5 minutes for the live!
Tastier than a birthday cake
Tastier than a birthday cake
I am in love with this outfit 😍
I am in love with this outfit 😍
