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You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... i..

You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold ont..

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.

Me: "Remember when I rubbed you out?" Genie: "Don't say it ..

Me: "Remember when I rubbed you out?" Genie: "Don't say it like that..."

#### What do tofu and dildos have in common? They're both me..

#### What do tofu and dildos have in common? They're both meat substitutes.

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man doe..

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it… He's gay, definitely gay.

When life gives you lemons, throw it back and ask for nudes ..

When life gives you lemons, throw it back and ask for nudes 😇

Show me the bunny 🐰🤑

Have a Hoppy Easter 🐣

The biggest difference between men and women is what comes t..

The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.

Spin the Wheel 🐣 Spin the wheel & land on a letter 🪺 ..

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I was masturbating today and my hand fell asleep - that's go..

I was masturbating today and my hand fell asleep - that's got to be the ultimate rejection.

Did you know that if you hold your ear up to a strangers leg..

Did you know that if you hold your ear up to a strangers leg you can actually hear them say "what the fuck are you doing?

How should you like to punish me for my misdeeds? *includes..

How should you like to punish me for my misdeeds? *includes 21min video*

Owls always look like they just saw a penis for the first ti..

Owls always look like they just saw a penis for the first time.

### How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in yo..

### How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

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I whip my hare 🐰back and forth

My puns are very bunny 🤪🐰🌷

How cheeky of me

Where did the Sith go to get their robes? The shopping maul

One like = one butt patt Pat? Patt? Pat. One but pat? No. ..

One like = one butt patt Pat? Patt? Pat. One but pat? No. Butt. Pat. English is hard.

#### What do you call an important English snake? Sir Pent

HUNT WITH HIRCINE What is that bad bunny up to now? ..

***HUNT WITH HIRCINE*** *What is that bad bunny up to now?* 🥚Tip the post for the map 🐣 Answer correctly for a bonus prize 🪺 All entries guaranteed a *XXX video*