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there are five types of people - holds up two fingers - th..

there are five types of people - *holds up two fingers* - those who understand roman numerals and those who don’t

just running through my to-do list in my head, getting on wi..

just running through my to-do list in my head, getting on with gaming is a higher priority than going to get groceries, right?

my precious

Leather and Lace

did you know it only takes ten tickles to make an octopus la..

did you know it only takes ten tickles to make an octopus laugh? 🐙😉

yay Sports Ball! I don’t know what these things are but the..

yay Sports Ball! I don’t know what these things are but they seem fun at least

contemplating whether I need to turn the fan off that’s blow..

contemplating whether I need to turn the fan off that’s blowing on my bum, decided not to - kind of liked it

do you like soft pretzels?

Is this a good angle?

every single day

Welcome to Wonderland, we're all mad here 🤪 🫖 Tip for ..

**Welcome to Wonderland, we're all mad here** 🤪 🫖 Tip for your poison, drink it down 🧉 Perhaps I'll make something larger 😉

don’t look for love in Alderaan places

have you ever been Touched By an Angel?

when an eel bites your heel and the pain is all you feel, th..

when an eel bites your heel and the pain is all you feel, that’s a *Moray* yes, I’m singing it as I type it out and I hope you do too!

the devil you know is better than the one you don’t

so glad my neighbours can’t see me trying to ride this with ..

so glad my neighbours can’t see me trying to ride this with my arse hanging out 🍑👀

Goldilocks says you are just right

I’m sure you wouldn’t mind if I sat here, right?

I do love cats 😻

my shorts fell down right as the picture took or at least th..

my shorts fell down right as the picture took or at least that what I’m telling everyone. you like my bum? 😉

shout out to my fingers as I can count on all of them

what do you call a fox with a green bean stuck in each ear -..

what do you call a fox with a green bean stuck in each ear - anything you want, he can’t hear you hahah 🦊

hai-ya! that’s my preying mantis mating kick sound… it’s sex..

hai-ya! that’s my preying mantis mating kick sound… it’s sexy as hell, I know

Currently in an argument with Lounge regarding my undies ord..

Currently in an argument with Lounge regarding my undies order as well as Phreak. Neither have turned up and are being held in a royal mail sorting office. Wonderful

wistful stare off into the distance - check

I don’t trust stairs, they’re always up to something 🙃

I’m feeling very much the mage in this outfit or maybe djinn..

I’m feeling very much the mage in this outfit or maybe djinn-esque?

I continue to have the internal debate about whether I like ..

I continue to have the internal debate about whether I like math or not and all I can think about is how immature it is… I mean, grow up Math, solve your own problems for once!