emmahircine posts
Oh man being ill in this job really is a challenge haha, try..
Oh man being ill in this job really is a challenge haha, trying to be sexy and snotty ain't one of my talents
Like a tiny pretzel
Like a tiny pretzel
Thinking naughty thoughts?
Thinking naughty thoughts?
Butt dimples
Butt dimples
Testing out my balance
Testing out my balance
What's for dinner?
What's for dinner?
Lay with me a little while?
Lay with me a little while?
Migraine quickly scuppered any social plans I had today, spe..
Migraine quickly scuppered any social plans I had today, spent it in bed instead
This colour makes me think of toothpaste
This colour makes me think of toothpaste
One like = one butt patt Pat? Patt? Pat. One but pat? No. ..
One like = one butt patt Pat? Patt? Pat. One but pat? No. Butt. Pat. English is hard.
The valentines day pants come tomorrow! Can't wait to film t..
The valentines day pants come tomorrow! Can't wait to film the try on for people who contributed! Still waiting on the Dovah toy, it said 2 weeks but Still not received shipping Confirmation? Anyone else ordered the make your own and had a delay?
Bright eyed and bushy tailed
Bright eyed and bushy tailed
I really liked this photo so to make it insta friendly I pho..
I really liked this photo so to make it insta friendly I photoshopped a shirt on and nobody noticed.
Sssumptious
Sssumptious
Going to look at a pony today, wish me luck ππ»
Going to look at a pony today, wish me luck ππ»
Wow someone really just said I'm not queen of the puns. Hurt..
Wow someone really just said I'm not queen of the puns. Hurtful.
Sorry forgot to queue my wall posts π«
Sorry forgot to queue my wall posts π«
My new bestie @molly_evans just created her onlyfans page he..
My new bestie @molly_evans just created her onlyfans page here. I'll think u need to check it and say to her u are welcomeπ #ad
Fun fact about this shirt, the dog stole it and had it as so..
Fun fact about this shirt, the dog stole it and had it as some kind of comfort rag for a while until it met its untimely demise.
I'm the worst for telling people to rest and then not doing ..
I'm the worst for telling people to rest and then not doing it myself, but do you find the list of things to do gets so nerve wracking you can't help yourself?
So many unfinished tattoos, but the older you get the more t..
So many unfinished tattoos, but the older you get the more they hurt
βοΈ **You are overen*cum*bered and cannot run!** π‘ π‘Choose o..
βοΈ **You are overen*cum*bered and cannot run!** π‘ π‘Choose one set to keep, and see what khajit will trade you π
Could you give me a hand with these?
Could you give me a hand with these?
Do I make you horny baby? (You were correct to read that in ..
Do I make you horny baby? (You were correct to read that in Austin Powers' voice)
Doing my bit to be more green
Doing my bit to be more green
What do you mean 'suspicious circumstances' officer? Of cour..
What do you mean 'suspicious circumstances' officer? Of course he fell down the stairs. Just practising in case any elderly men with weak hearts and bad lawyers are looking for love this season π
What's your next two wishes?
What's your next two wishes?
If the early bird catches the worm, I'm not sure I want to b..
If the early bird catches the worm, I'm not sure I want to be one
Read anything good recently?
Read anything good recently?
Just reminiscing on all the shite comebacks I've given over ..
Just reminiscing on all the shite comebacks I've given over the years under pressure and arguing in my head so I can win the next round





























