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An Irishman walks out of a bar...
An Irishman walks out of a bar...
I was going to tell a carpentry joke but I couldn’t find any..
I was going to tell a carpentry joke but I couldn’t find any that woodwork.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Plagiarism: Getting into trouble for something you didn’t do..
Plagiarism: Getting into trouble for something you didn’t do.
Bravely killed a bug at home. Then realized it was a piece o..
Bravely killed a bug at home. Then realized it was a piece of lint.
It’s called gross pay because it’s disgusting to see how muc..
It’s called gross pay because it’s disgusting to see how much money you would have made before taxes.
What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen.
What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen.
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Engineers have made a car that can run on mint. Hopefully, t..
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If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it m..
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you? An iWitness.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
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Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on man..
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.
What do you call a hot dog on wheels? Fast food!
What do you call a hot dog on wheels? Fast food!
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad...
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.
I wanted to tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little chees..
I wanted to tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I c..
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.
If I refuse to take a nap foes that mean I'm resisting a res..
If I refuse to take a nap foes that mean I'm resisting a rest?
Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them.
Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them.
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.
