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I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetab..
I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. Someday, I hope I’ll be a bouillonaire.
What do you call a contact language used by people taking pu..
What do you call a contact language used by people taking public transportation? A passenger pidgin!
Did you hear about the depressed pachyderm? He felt irreleph..
Did you hear about the depressed pachyderm? He felt irrelephant to the people around him.
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🎶 🎵 Here Cums The Sun Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo 🎵🎶
Why are noses in the middle of your face? They like to be th..
Why are noses in the middle of your face? They like to be the scenter of attention.
Did you hear that the inventor of the Knock Knock joke got a..
Did you hear that the inventor of the Knock Knock joke got a no-bell prize?
RIP Boiling Water. You will be mist.
RIP Boiling Water. You will be mist.
Guy walks into the bar with jumper cables over his shoulder...
Guy walks into the bar with jumper cables over his shoulder. Bartender says, “Don’t start anything!”
Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft? Classical Conditioning!
Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft? Classical Conditioning!
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Did you hear about the fork factory with inconsistent qualit..
Did you hear about the fork factory with inconsistent quality control? It was the best of tines, it was the worst of tines.
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Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? De-b..
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? De-brie went everywhere
I keep trying to start exercising, but it just isn’t working..
I keep trying to start exercising, but it just isn’t working out.
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How do Greek people navigate their way to lunch? By using ..
How do Greek people navigate their way to lunch? By using Gyros-scope! 🤣
The breast I can do for underboob
The breast I can do for underboob
exxxclusively uploaded to the wall over at @hircinesplayroom..
exxxclusively uploaded to the wall over at @hircinesplayroom $5 entry gets you everything unlocked!
I just burned a Hawaiian pizza I was making. Should have co..
I just burned a Hawaiian pizza I was making. Should have cooked it at aloha temperature!
What’s the best courier company to send parcels of food to f..
What’s the best courier company to send parcels of food to former lovers? Fed Ex!
It's ready! Uploading now
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Did you hear about the group of boats which crushed each oth..
Did you hear about the group of boats which crushed each other against their mooring structure? Yet another casualty of pier pressure.
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Booty for cutie 💓
Plateaus are the highest form of flattery. also side note, t..
Plateaus are the highest form of flattery. also side note, this set was named River of Dreams after the Billy Joel song
7min 13, just a low res cheapie that'll be gone forever in 2..
7min 13, just a low res cheapie that'll be gone forever in 24h
Did you hear about the Norwegian robot that analyzed a bird?..
Did you hear about the Norwegian robot that analyzed a bird? Yeah, it’s Scandinavian.
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Happy Thursday! Why does it feel like a Friday already?
Happy Thursday! Why does it feel like a Friday already?
Did you hear about the man who called his doctor’s office be..
Did you hear about the man who called his doctor’s office because he’d turned invisible? Sadly, nobody could see him for weeks.
