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How can a leopard change his spots? By moving.
How can a leopard change his spots? By moving.
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the w..
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!
Do you know the story about the chicken that crossed the roa..
Do you know the story about the chicken that crossed the road? Me neither, I couldn’t follow it.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10 ..
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10 tickles.
I'm not a genie, but I can grant you some pun-derful wishes!..
I'm not a genie, but I can grant you some pun-derful wishes! 😏🧞♀️ https://onlyfans.com/599877786/emmahircine
What do you call an illegally parked frog? A toad.
What do you call an illegally parked frog? A toad.
How do moths swim? Using the butterfly stroke.
How do moths swim? Using the butterfly stroke.
I've got the moves like Jagger... or at least I try... 💃 🕺 ..
I've got the moves like Jagger... or at least I try... 💃 🕺 https://onlyfans.com/599900183/emmahircine
Run out of check related puns
Run out of check related puns
Sorry I'm a little bloated today, I ate a packet of mozzarel..
Sorry I'm a little bloated today, I ate a packet of mozzarella out the fridge cos it was gonna go out of date and I didn't want to waste the cows efforts to make it.
Would you check in on me?
Would you check in on me?
Aaaand the pussy clones have been won! Thank you to everyone..
Aaaand the pussy clones have been won! Thank you to everyone taking part. I will order some more and do a live spin thing for it at some point.
🖤💓PINK OR BLACK?💓🖤 🖤WIN an hours worth of content 💓 WIN a 3..
🖤💓PINK OR BLACK?💓🖤 🖤WIN an hours worth of content 💓 WIN a 3 minute mini custom with your name
New stuff over at @hircinesplayroom 🫡
New stuff over at @hircinesplayroom 🫡
Let's see where the wheel of whoretune takes you! 💖💖
Let's see where the wheel of whoretune takes you! 💖💖
If you like glasses and JOI this ones for you!
If you like glasses and JOI this ones for you!
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of..
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
Afternoon my little fruit bats 🦇
Afternoon my little fruit bats 🦇
I thought Made in Abyss season 1 was weird (still watched it..
I thought Made in Abyss season 1 was weird (still watched it), but holy fuckballs did season 2 get weirder
Just getting ready
Just getting ready
Plateaus are the highest form of flattery
Plateaus are the highest form of flattery
Now that's a good time 🌃
Now that's a good time 🌃
Just browsing the Web 🕸
Just browsing the Web 🕸
What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, b..
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
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I've got the moves like Jagger... or at least I try... 💃 🕺 ..
I've got the moves like Jagger... or at least I try... 💃 🕺 https://onlyfans.com/599900183/emmahircine
Did you hear about the guy who tried to catch fog? He mist
Did you hear about the guy who tried to catch fog? He mist
