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Snow White was in the bathtub, feeling sleepy. Then he got ..
Snow White was in the bathtub, feeling sleepy. Then he got out, so she felt Dopey instead.
This robe makes me feel like a rich widow
This robe makes me feel like a rich widow
If life gives you melons. You're well endowed.
If life gives you melons. You're well endowed.
Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen
Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says..
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
Welcome to candy Mountain Charlie ⛰️
Welcome to candy Mountain Charlie ⛰️
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card..
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
Give this post a tip to make my Day extra special! I've cura..
Give this post a tip to make my Day extra special! I've curated special bundles just for you. Brace yourself for a delightful treat! 🖤
Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.
Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race? K..
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race? Ketchup.
Why don’t we see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re ..
Why don’t we see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
What did the cucumber say to the pickle? You mean a great di..
What did the cucumber say to the pickle? You mean a great dill to me.
If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?
If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, I'm only ..
Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, I'm only joking!
Where do pirates get their hooks? Secondhand stores.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Secondhand stores.
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I'll go on..
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I'll go on ahead.
Bend over and grab your ankles 😈
Bend over and grab your ankles 😈
It's a grey kinda day
It's a grey kinda day
***Useless Butt Fact Of The Day:*** The gluteus maximus is ..
***Useless Butt Fact Of The Day:*** The gluteus maximus is the largest, most powerful muscle to work against gravity
I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings. It’s a compl..
I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings. It’s a complex complex complex.
Chinese takeaway – £27.50. Petrol to get there – £3.25. Gett..
Chinese takeaway – £27.50. Petrol to get there – £3.25. Getting home then realising they didn’t give you one of the containers – riceless.
***CHARACTER CREATION*** 💙Borrow my avatar to go on a seduct..
***CHARACTER CREATION*** 💙Borrow my avatar to go on a seductive adventure to heavens only knows where 🔮Each class gets a different prize ($10 each) 💛The class names are funny, I deserve a lil some some for that surely
