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Never waste quality morning wood.

I’ve posted some goofy ass tiktok remixes before but this on..

I’ve posted some goofy ass tiktok remixes before but this one is the most ridiculous. Hope you enjoy.

The wife and I broke in our new bed frame tonight. @u1124353..

The wife and I broke in our new bed frame tonight. @u11243532

My take on the silhouette tiktok trend.

Woke up so horny today that it was only right to release dur..

Woke up so horny today that it was only right to release during my morning shower.

Would you like to bend over the rail and enjoy the outdoors?

It’s finally here baby. The first load post vasectomy.

Look who is waking up super horny in the morning again. Good..

Look who is waking up super horny in the morning again. Good sign I’m almost fully recovered from the vasectomy.

Vasectomy went smoothly today. Should only be painful/uncomf..

Vasectomy went smoothly today. Should only be painful/uncomfortable for the first couple days and then no sex or lifting for a week. I’ll keep you posted on my recovery and hope everyone had a lovely day.

Another big load and quick update about me getting a vasecto..

Another big load and quick update about me getting a vasectomy tomorrow.

Part 2 with @kcmhoe

Making out and sucking off @kcmhoe

A little taste of what me and @kcmhoe got up to tonight. Vid..

A little taste of what me and @kcmhoe got up to tonight. Videos should be edited and uploaded tomorrow 😘

One hell of a way to spend a Monday night. With @ksbttm4fun

I don’t have a Thor cosplay sadly so this will have to do fo..

I don’t have a Thor cosplay sadly so this will have to do for now.

Gotta love waking up at 3 in the morning hard as a rock. Edg..

Gotta love waking up at 3 in the morning hard as a rock. Edged for a little before deciding to record the finale.

Your favorite Captain wishing everyone is the states a happy..

Your favorite Captain wishing everyone is the states a happy fourth 🇺🇸

Boudoir shoot based off a tiktok from photographer. Pretty p..

Boudoir shoot based off a tiktok from photographer. Pretty pleased with how they came out.

Hotel mirrors are always fun.

Lounging on the couch in a pair of jeans with my cock out.

Some back porch jerkin

Got asked to do this tiktok audio a while ago and finally ma..

Got asked to do this tiktok audio a while ago and finally made a video of it. I promise I’m way smoother than this in real life 😂

Making that tiktok remix got me horned up so I decided to bu..

Making that tiktok remix got me horned up so I decided to bust one off for you.

Since I’ve gotten this question many times in messenger late..

Since I’ve gotten this question many times in messenger lately, yes I was planning the bottoming video. Had a date, location, costar and cameraman all lined up but my costar got sick as a dog two days before and couldn’t make it out. We haven’t gotten around to rescheduling it. Overall I’ve had 3 consecutive costars fall through last minute. I love filming with others but it’s been a bad string of luck late...