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Had a massage and FINALLY got back to the sauna yesterday - ..

Had a massage and FINALLY got back to the sauna yesterday - so amazing for muscle stiffness 😜 when I am an incredibly rich world leader one of my first ridiculously extravagant purchases will be an at-home-sauna and a live in masseuse ☺️☺️

Bank holiday bath 💦

Who remembers my miner dance that I did as part of Cyberteas..

Who remembers my miner dance that I did as part of Cybertease’s virtual strip club? This was SO fun to set up 😂 did you watch this Cybertease back in 2021? Xx

What you didn’t see on Instagram :) Spent NYE with Jeff 🥰🎉🎉 ..

What you didn’t see on Instagram :) Spent NYE with Jeff 🥰🎉🎉 Who liked the POV lapdance video I released last night? Like this post if you think I should make more POV content! 😘😜 xx

⚠️FIRST EVER POV VIDEO WITH A MALE SERVANT⚠️ Who’s excited ..

⚠️FIRST EVER POV VIDEO WITH A MALE SERVANT⚠️ Who’s excited for my first ever *POV LAPDANCE* video to land in their inbox this evening? What better way to ring in 2023 than with me giving you a lapdance?? ☺️🎉🍾🎊 So excited for you to watch me 😜🎉

Me on the flight from hell courtesy of Ryan Air - but at lea..

Me on the flight from hell courtesy of Ryan Air - but at least I got my cleavage pics! More in your DMs for FREE because I’m feeling extra generous this holiday season 😜🎅🎄❄️❄️

Sneak peak at my first ever POV lapdance video, coming NYE… ..

Sneak peak at my first ever POV lapdance video, coming NYE… who’s excited to bring in 2023 watching me dance for them?? X

Presenting with pride: Butt Plugs (and other phallic objects..

Presenting with pride: Butt Plugs (and other phallic objects) of Edinburgh 👍

Boxing Day workout! Sweating Christmas pudding 😂😜

Do you like golf? I have a feeling you do 😏

So happy you all liked my RUDEolph photoset so much! ❤️❤️ If..

So happy you all liked my RUDEolph photoset so much! ❤️❤️ If you’ve hit your auto renew on then keep your eyes PEELED for a little extra video content from this deer caught in headlights tomorrow for an extra Christmas treat 🥵🫣😘🚨🚨

🚨Happy Christmas Eve Eve!! My RUDEolph Christmas photoset is..

🚨Happy Christmas Eve Eve!! My RUDEolph Christmas photoset is coming tomorrow and I cannot WAIT for you to see this deer caught in headlights! 😜🚨

THREE DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS!! Here’s me in more of my ugly Xma..

THREE DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS!! Here’s me in more of my ugly Xmas jumpers (and out of one 😮☺️🎅🎄❄️

Rude-olph is just ITCHING for you to let her out of her encl..

Rude-olph is just ITCHING for you to let her out of her enclosure… HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA KEEP HER WAITING?!? 🚨🦌 🎁 Full photoset coming soon! 🎁

Rude-olph…. It’s not only her nose that’s red. I heard Rudol..

Rude-olph…. It’s not only her nose that’s red. I heard Rudolph likes a good sp@nking and it’s resulted in a very red bottom 😜🚨

Thought you would enjoy this photo of me on top of what is c..

Thought you would enjoy this photo of me on top of what is clearly a giant peen in Edinburgh 👌

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🚨🚨RUDEolf the red-nosed reindeer caught in headlights🚨🚨😮🤭 CO..

🚨🚨RUDEolf the red-nosed reindeer caught in headlights🚨🚨😮🤭 COMING SOON 😏

ITS NEARLY CHRISTMAS!! I am very much of the opinion that yo..

ITS NEARLY CHRISTMAS!! I am very much of the opinion that you should spend Xmas with whoever makes you happy - I hate how many people feel pressured to spend it with people who drive them crazy - it’s a day to celebrate and that means self care! Talking of ‘Self Care’ - please enjoy these archived Ugly Christmas Jumper photos from last year’s CACOPHANY of Xmas content! I’ve shot some VERY special red-nose...

Shooting a festive photoset this evening - any guesses who I..

Shooting a festive photoset this evening - any guesses who I’m dressing up as?? 😏

Last night I went to a costume party as Jackie Stallone - an..

Last night I went to a costume party as Jackie Stallone - and you KNOW that I take costume parties VERY SERIOUSLY. I think I nailed it, but this was me after taking the hideous wig off and I was kind of feeling the 90’s pencil thin eyebrows - what do we think?

WHO 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 IS 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 READY 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 FOR 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 THIS?? Rel..

WHO 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 IS 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 READY 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 FOR 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 THIS?? Releasing one of the two BTS videos I took while shooting my St Andrew’s Day photo set. I’ve just spent the last few days in Edinburgh and loved it so much it inspired me to show you some much more intimate content from this set - I can’t waaaait for you to see ☺️💋�...

This bitch is exploring Edinburgh (and fucking loving it!) I..

This bitch is exploring Edinburgh (and fucking loving it!) I’ll be back in full force tomorrow to bring you the more ‘interesting’ versions of my St. Andrew’s day photoset (videos ft traditional kilt wearing 😜) xx

Who doesn’t love a glory hole?😜

Morning treat 😜 what’s on your Christmas list??

What do you like better:

Who else likes big pluggs? I mean PUTTS 🫢

Thought you might appreciate this angle 😜 I don’t often do u..

Thought you might appreciate this angle 😜 I don’t often do upright squats with a bar (my neck is dodgy) but some PILLOCK was using the hack squat machine (this NEVER happens, it’s always free and I was furious) so I had to use the smith machine 🤬 managed 70kg though! 😜

I’m off to Scotland!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 In honour of my trip, I’m gonn..

I’m off to Scotland!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 In honour of my trip, I’m gonna let you in on a secret - remember my St. Andrew’s Day photoset? WELL I also filmed two videos whilst ‘getting ready’ to shoot the set - if you unlocked the photoset you’ll catch my drift 😜 which of the videos would you prefer?